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A Husband and Wife argue over who will brew the coffee.
Feb 3, 2018 17:42:18   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

The husband said, "You are in charge of the cooking around here so you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.

"Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides it says in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, "I can't believe that! Show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says, "HEBREWS."

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Feb 3, 2018 17:57:24   #
bahmer
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

The husband said, "You are in charge of the cooking around here so you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.

"Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides it says in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, "I can't believe that! Show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says, "HEBREWS."
A man and his wife were having an argument about w... (show quote)




boy you are stretching it.

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Feb 3, 2018 18:14:50   #
EL Loc: Massachusetts
 
bahmer wrote:
boy you are stretching it.


Wonder if it worked........

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Feb 3, 2018 23:15:04   #
PLT Sarge Loc: Alabama
 
Heard this many times, laugh each time. Since I'm the only one that drinks coffee. I guess its Hebrews.
PoppaGringo wrote:
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

The husband said, "You are in charge of the cooking around here so you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.

"Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides it says in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, "I can't believe that! Show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says, "HEBREWS."
A man and his wife were having an argument about w... (show quote)

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Feb 4, 2018 13:24:50   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

The husband said, "You are in charge of the cooking around here so you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.

"Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides it says in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, "I can't believe that! Show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says, "HEBREWS."
A man and his wife were having an argument about w... (show quote)


please remain in the seat previously assigned to you
better luck with the next one

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Feb 5, 2018 02:44:41   #
Alicia Loc: NYC
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

The husband said, "You are in charge of the cooking around here so you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.

"Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides it says in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, "I can't believe that! Show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says, "HEBREWS."
A man and his wife were having an argument about w... (show quote)

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Good one. Thanks.

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