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Jan 19, 2018 14:41:13   #
Larry the Legend
 
The nuts have been really coming out of the Florida woodwork lately:

First up, the Tampa guy who tried to order a taco at his local bank's drive-through:

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/drunk/bank-burrito-mixup-739401

Then the Tarpon Springs guy who thought his wife was a spider (a black widow, no less):

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/black-widow-spider-call-910527

And the Boynton Beach pervert who tried to take photos from up womens' skirts:

http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/boynton-beach/walmart-worker-in-upskirt-arrest-674290

Here's the Indiantown man who threatened police with a large dildo(?)!

http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/trespassing/another-florida-dildont-803542

And in the category of 'dumbest criminal', this Largo guy who actually 'googled' 'how to rob a bank' before, wait for it, robbing a bank:

http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/bank-robbery/google-bank-robbery-194372
His own Mother ratted him out!

Since, of late, it's been quite chilly across the entire State, you can't even blame the heat; so what gives, Florida?

By the way, the immigrants are crazy here too!

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/celebrity/actress-busted-in-birthday-cake-battery-364950

'Cake-slammed' in his sleep! Whoa!
 
Jan 19, 2018 15:15:58   #
Noraa
 
Larry the Legend wrote:
The nuts have been really coming out of the Florida woodwork lately:

First up, the Tampa guy who tried to order a taco at his local bank's drive-through:

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/drunk/bank-burrito-mixup-739401

Then the Tarpon Springs guy who thought his wife was a spider (a black widow, no less):

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/black-widow-spider-call-910527

And the Boynton Beach pervert who tried to take photos from up womens' skirts:

http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/boynton-beach/walmart-worker-in-upskirt-arrest-674290

Here's the Indiantown man who threatened police with a large dildo(?)!

http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/trespassing/another-florida-dildont-803542

And in the category of 'dumbest criminal', this Largo guy who actually 'googled' 'how to rob a bank' before, wait for it, robbing a bank:

http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/bank-robbery/google-bank-robbery-194372
His own Mother ratted him out!

Since, of late, it's been quite chilly across the entire State, you can't even blame the heat; so what gives, Florida?

By the way, the immigrants are crazy here too!

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/celebrity/actress-busted-in-birthday-cake-battery-364950

'Cake-slammed' in his sleep! Whoa!
The nuts have been really coming out of the Florid... (show quote)


You tell us you live there. Maybe it is the water.
Jan 19, 2018 16:09:07   #
Larry the Legend
 
Noraa wrote:
You tell us you live there. Maybe it is the water.


The water. Hmm... You know, if it was all in one area, then you might be onto something, but it isn't. East coast, west coast, south, north, you name it, they're scattered all over the place. No, it seems like it might be from a more obscure origin; something they all have in common but not obvious to the casual observer. Maybe they're all (horrors!) Democrats!
Jan 19, 2018 16:23:29   #
out of the woods
 
Larry the Legend wrote:
The water. Hmm... You know, if it was all in one area, then you might be onto something, but it isn't. East coast, west coast, south, north, you name it, they're scattered all over the place. No, it seems like it might be from a more obscure origin; something they all have in common but not obvious to the casual observer. Maybe they're all (horrors!) Democrats!


Hey,my husband is something of a bigwig up here in the Adirondack mental health community. So I got the inside scoop on some wacky stuff, and theres a lot of it up here. The best one was the case of the woman who was psychically raped, actually called the cops, described the event, hard for them to keep a straight face that day. Long distance mental penetration?
Jan 19, 2018 16:51:49   #
Larry the Legend
 
out of the woods wrote:
Hey,my husband is something of a bigwig up here in the Adirondack mental health community. So I got the inside scoop on some wacky stuff, and theres a lot of it up here. The best one was the case of the woman who was psychically raped, actually called the cops, described the event, hard for them to keep a straight face that day. Long distance mental penetration?


Wow! Raped by a psychic! I always knew they were up to no good! So how far apart were they?
Jan 19, 2018 17:09:45   #
out of the woods
 
Larry the Legend wrote:
Wow! Raped by a psychic! I always knew they were up to no good! So how far apart were they?


Not by a psychic, , raped by a man who was not present. Telepathically, could be a cool new trend?
 
Jan 19, 2018 17:26:01   #
Larry the Legend
 
out of the woods wrote:
Not by a psychic, , raped by a man who was not present. Telepathically, could be a cool new trend?


Yeah, I got that part. So? How far? Feet? Yards? Furlongs? Miles? Leagues? Light-years?

C'mon, spill your guts! Sing, little birdie!
Jan 19, 2018 17:40:09   #
out of the woods
 
Larry the Legend wrote:
Yeah, I got that part. So? How far? Feet? Yards? Furlongs? Miles? Leagues? Light-years?

C'mon, spill your guts! Sing, little birdie!


I'm guessing , the other side of town. Just funny as they had to write up a report... but poor soul, very confused.
Jan 19, 2018 18:23:33   #
Larry the Legend
 
out of the woods wrote:
I'm guessing , the other side of town. Just funny as they had to write up a report... but poor soul, very confused.


Being a serial hedonist, I'm intrigued.
Jan 19, 2018 18:39:13   #
out of the woods
 
Well there you go, something new to try. Good luck. The trick will be escaping detection, perhaps someone less psychically sensitive.
Jan 19, 2018 22:22:53   #
out of the woods
 
Larry the Legend wrote:
Being a serial hedonist, I'm intrigued.


You know, that was a joke, but it occurs to me that it may have offended you. Must admit you set yourself up for it, but I apologize.
 
Jan 19, 2018 22:31:43   #
Larry the Legend
 
out of the woods wrote:
You know, that was a joke, but it occurs to me that it may have offended you. Must admit you set yourself up for it, but I apologize.


No offense taken, I did it on purpose.
Jan 20, 2018 11:02:14   #
boatbob2 (a regular here)
 
Those NUTS,that were described in the previous post,Obviously,are misplaced YANKEES,coming here to free load on our nice warm weather,and those balmy ocean breezes. Yankee,Go back up north,,,,AND STAY THERE !!!!!
Jan 20, 2018 13:34:29   #
Larry the Legend
 
boatbob2 wrote:
Those NUTS,that were described in the previous post,Obviously,are misplaced YANKEES,coming here to free load on our nice warm weather,and those balmy ocean breezes. Yankee,Go back up north,,,,AND STAY THERE !!!!!


Good point. Nobody said they are actual Floridians. Well then, that explains it! Thanks Buddy!
 
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