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Jan 18, 2018 14:41:36   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
A couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside on a fine Sunday afternoon, and watches the auctioning off of bulls for stud.


The man selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off: "A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year."









The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, and comments: "See! That was 5 times a month!"

The second bull is to be sold: "Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year."
Again the wife bugs her husband: "Hey, that's some 10 times a month. What do YOU say to that?!"

Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison... The third bull is up for sale: "And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 360 times last year!"

The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells: "That's once a day, every day of the year! How about YOU?!"

bull, joke



The husband was pretty irritated by now, and yells back:

"Sure, but why don't you ask the announcer if they were all with the same cow?!?"



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Jan 18, 2018 14:55:36   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
A couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside on a fine Sunday afternoon, and watches the auctioning off of bulls for stud.
The man selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off: "A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year."
I would guess you didn't run this by Mrs. BB prior to posting.

The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, and comments: "See! That was 5 times a month!"

The second bull is to be sold: "Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year."
Again the wife bugs her husband: "Hey, that's some 10 times a month. What do YOU say to that?!"

Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison... The third bull is up for sale: "And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 360 times last year!"

The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells: "That's once a day, every day of the year! How about YOU?!"

The husband was pretty irritated by now, and yells back:

"Sure, but why don't you ask the announcer if they were all with the same cow?!?"
A couple goes to an agricultural show way out in t... (show quote)


I would guess you didn't run this by Mrs. BB prior to posting.

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Jan 18, 2018 15:12:56   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
I would guess you didn't run this by Mrs. BB prior to posting.


I may be old(as you are so fond of telling everybody)
but I ain't stupid

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Jan 18, 2018 15:24:30   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
I may be old(as you are so fond of telling everybody)
but I ain't stupid

I think of you as incredibly mature.

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Jan 18, 2018 15:56:49   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
I think of you as incredibly mature.


you jus won't quit
oh well
I'll jus have to dig up more jokes bout you

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Jan 18, 2018 16:01:14   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
you jus won't quit
oh well
I'll jus have to dig up more jokes bout you

I'm shaking in my boots.

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Jan 18, 2018 16:28:37   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
I'm shaking in my boots.


well hang tough cowboy

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Jan 18, 2018 18:54:19   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
well hang tough cowboy

Sho'nuf, pardner

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Jan 19, 2018 07:26:49   #
Snoopy
 
badbobby wrote:
A couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside on a fine Sunday afternoon, and watches the auctioning off of bulls for stud.


The man selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off: "A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year."

BadBobby:

And then the fight started!

Snoopy









The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, and comments: "See! That was 5 times a month!"

The second bull is to be sold: "Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year."
Again the wife bugs her husband: "Hey, that's some 10 times a month. What do YOU say to that?!"

Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison... The third bull is up for sale: "And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 360 times last year!"

The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells: "That's once a day, every day of the year! How about YOU?!"

bull, joke



The husband was pretty irritated by now, and yells back:

"Sure, but why don't you ask the announcer if they were all with the same cow?!?"
A couple goes to an agricultural show way out in t... (show quote)

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Jan 19, 2018 09:34:00   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
badbobby wrote:
A couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside on a fine Sunday afternoon, and watches the auctioning off of bulls for stud.


The man selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off: "A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year."









The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, and comments: "See! That was 5 times a month!"

The second bull is to be sold: "Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year."
Again the wife bugs her husband: "Hey, that's some 10 times a month. What do YOU say to that?!"

Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison... The third bull is up for sale: "And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 360 times last year!"

The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells: "That's once a day, every day of the year! How about YOU?!"

bull, joke



The husband was pretty irritated by now, and yells back:

"Sure, but why don't you ask the announcer if they were all with the same cow?!?"
A couple goes to an agricultural show way out in t... (show quote)


Lololol the visual of that is too dang funny!!!

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Jan 19, 2018 10:04:25   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
lindajoy wrote:
Lololol the visual of that is too dang funny!!!

Sounds like a lot of bull to me.

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Jan 19, 2018 10:06:11   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
slatten49 wrote:
Sounds like a lot of bull to me.


Ohhh most definitely!!!!lolololol you always have the best replies!!!

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Jan 19, 2018 10:10:58   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
lindajoy wrote:
Ohhh most definitely!!!!lolololol you always have the best replies!!!

Nice to read/hear, L-J.

It seems The Sgt. Major has tired of my 'humor.'

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Jan 19, 2018 11:37:19   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
A couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside on a fine Sunday afternoon, and watches the auctioning off of bulls for stud.


The man selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off: "A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year."









The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, and comments: "See! That was 5 times a month!"

The second bull is to be sold: "Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year."
Again the wife bugs her husband: "Hey, that's some 10 times a month. What do YOU say to that?!"

Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison... The third bull is up for sale: "And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 360 times last year!"

The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells: "That's once a day, every day of the year! How about YOU?!"

bull, joke



The husband was pretty irritated by now, and yells back:

"Sure, but why don't you ask the announcer if they were all with the same cow?!?"
A couple goes to an agricultural show way out in t... (show quote)


Very good badbobby and don't let slats bother you any it was very funny.

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Jan 19, 2018 11:40:44   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Very good badbobby and don't let slats bother you any it was very funny.

Don't encourage the ol' feller, Bahmer.

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