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Jan 14, 2018 13:51:46   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
strange things goin on here
was out walkin this am and came across a big hole in the ground
couldn't see the bottom.so I took a quarter and dropped it in the hole.
never heard a thud or a plop if it hit bottom.
I wondered how deep this hole was ,so i spied an old refrigerator close by and edged it over to the hole and tipped it in
heard it clank against the side a coupla times and then silence
never heard it hit bottom
deciding there was nothing I could do about it ,I went on with my walk.
Then all of a sudden a flying goat whizzed by me
A flying goat??
strange,really strange
walking on I found an old man sitting and crying
I told him about the hole and the flying goat and,
and told him about dropping the fridge in the hole, then asked him what he was crying about
he said
"That was my goat,I had him tied to the refrigerator"



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Jan 14, 2018 13:57:44   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
strange things goin on here
was out walkin this am and came across a big hole in the ground
couldn't see the bottom.so I took a quarter and dropped it in the hole.
never heard a thud or a plop if it hit bottom.
I wondered how deep this hole was ,so i spied an old refrigerator close by and edged it over to the hole and tipped it in
heard it clank against the side a coupla times and then silence
never heard it hit bottom
deciding there was nothing I could do about it ,I went on with my walk.
Then all of a sudden a flying goat whizzed by me
A flying goat??
strange,really strange
walking on I found an old man sitting and crying
I told him about the hole and the flying goat and,
and told him about dropping the fridge in the hole, then asked him what he was crying about
he said
"That was my goat,I had him tied to the refrigerator"
strange things goin on here br was out walkin this... (show quote)


A quarter? Why didn't you pick up a rock? Dang it, Bobby! Don't you watch TV? That quarter could have fed 11 kids in Africa for a week, man!!

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Jan 14, 2018 15:03:45   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
archie bunker wrote:
A quarter? Why didn't you pick up a rock? Dang it, Bobby! Don't you watch TV? That quarter could have fed 11 kids in Africa for a week, man!!

Not if Sally Struthers was driving the food truck.

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Jan 14, 2018 15:12:16   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
archie bunker wrote:
A quarter? Why didn't you pick up a rock? Dang it, Bobby! Don't you watch TV? That quarter could have fed 11 kids in Africa for a week, man!!


since I didn't hear it end it's fall
I figger it mighta went there anyhow

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Jan 14, 2018 15:14:15   #
Noraa Loc: Kansas
 
badbobby wrote:
strange things goin on here
was out walkin this am and came across a big hole in the ground
couldn't see the bottom.so I took a quarter and dropped it in the hole.
never heard a thud or a plop if it hit bottom.
I wondered how deep this hole was ,so i spied an old refrigerator close by and edged it over to the hole and tipped it in
heard it clank against the side a coupla times and then silence
never heard it hit bottom
deciding there was nothing I could do about it ,I went on with my walk.
Then all of a sudden a flying goat whizzed by me
A flying goat??
strange,really strange
walking on I found an old man sitting and crying
I told him about the hole and the flying goat and,
and told him about dropping the fridge in the hole, then asked him what he was crying about
he said
"That was my goat,I had him tied to the refrigerator"
strange things goin on here br was out walkin this... (show quote)


Poor goat!

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Jan 14, 2018 16:22:53   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
There's probably room enough in that strange hole in the ground for another old goat, BB. Can ya' figger who I'm thinking of

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Jan 14, 2018 16:31:04   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
There's probably room enough in that strange hole in the ground for another old goat, BB. Can ya' figger who I'm thinking of


why on earth would you want Papi to be in the hole???

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Jan 14, 2018 16:32:38   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
Loki wrote:
Not if Sally Struthers was driving the food truck.


More importantly, how much beer was in the fridge?

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Jan 14, 2018 16:34:58   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
archie bunker wrote:
More importantly, how much beer was in the fridge?


fridge was empty Arch
guess you got there before me
did you see the hole?

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Jan 14, 2018 16:39:26   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
why on earth would you want Papi to be in the hole???

Nah...Salty is just a 'kid' next to the old goat to whom I was referring.

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Jan 14, 2018 16:40:58   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
fridge was empty Arch
guess you got there before me
did you see the hole?


I was on my way down the hole to get that quarter when the goat hit me in the head!

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Jan 14, 2018 16:48:02   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
archie bunker wrote:
I was on my way down the hole to get that quarter when the goat hit me in the head!


well, you can tell us how deep the hole is

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Jan 14, 2018 16:54:27   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
well, you can tell us how deep the hole is


Well, no. I crawled back up in disgust over the blatant waste of money, and burrito meat!
Going by the size of the goat, there was a couple dozen tamales wasted too!

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Jan 14, 2018 16:56:31   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
archie bunker wrote:
Well, no. I crawled back up in disgust over the blatant waste of money, and burrito meat!

I was thinking more of wasted cabrito for BBQ'g.

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Jan 14, 2018 17:06:27   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
I was thinking more of wasted cabrito for BBQ'g.


See my edited post.

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