gandma's boyfriend
Jan 13, 2018 18:25:38 #
5-year old girl went to visit her grandmother one day.
She played with her dolls as grandma dusted the furniture. At one point, she looked up and asked:
"Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"
Grandma replied: "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good.
"The comedies make me laugh. I'm so happy with my TV as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV and the picture was horrible. She started adjusting the knobs trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the back of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little girl heard the doorbell ring so she hurried to open the front door.
her grandma's Minister stood there
"Hi young lady,is your grandma home"?
"yes sir,shes in the bedroom bangin her boy friend"!
She played with her dolls as grandma dusted the furniture. At one point, she looked up and asked:
"Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"
Grandma replied: "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good.
"The comedies make me laugh. I'm so happy with my TV as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV and the picture was horrible. She started adjusting the knobs trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the back of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little girl heard the doorbell ring so she hurried to open the front door.
her grandma's Minister stood there
"Hi young lady,is your grandma home"?
"yes sir,shes in the bedroom bangin her boy friend"!
Jan 13, 2018 19:19:46 #
badbobby wrote:
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Now that is a gudun. 
Jan 13, 2018 20:19:08 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
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thank you kind sir
much appreciated
Jan 13, 2018 20:35:52 #
badbobby wrote:
thank you kind sir
much appreciated
much appreciated
Bitte.
Jan 14, 2018 08:37:48 #
badbobby wrote:
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Your moniker fits you SO well.
Jan 14, 2018 14:16:12 #
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Jan 15, 2018 12:40:59 #
goofball wrote:
Shure you are I know one when I see one
well
I do seem to impress some folks
Jan 15, 2018 19:30:57 #
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