badbobby Loc: texas

Revenge #1
A man and his wife were at odds and not talking to each other. In the evening, the man suddenly remembered that he needed his wife to wake him up the next day at 5 am so he could make it in time for a business flight. Since he did not want to be the first to break the silence, he wrote to her on a piece of paper "Please wake me up at 5 am" and left the note on the bedside table. The next morning the man woke up only to find that it was nine o'clock and he had missed the flight. He jumped out of bed furiously to find out why his wife had not awakened him and came across a note on his bedside table. The note read: "it's 5 o'clock, wake up."


Revenge # 2
Two friends met at the neighborhood supermarket one day. When they got to the checkout one of the ladies started rummaging through her purse for her wallet, she took out a few things, including a TV remote. "Do you always take the remote with you when you go shopping?" The other woman laughed.

“No,” the woman answered "But I asked my husband if he wanted to help me shop and he said no, I asked him if I could take the car and he replied that as long as I left him the TV, I could take whatever I wanted and get out of the house. So I turned to the fashion channel and told him he had nothing to worry about. "

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

These are a week late and numerous IOU's short.

bahmer

Oh come on I thought that they were great and I do have reservations regarding your IOU's though.

badbobby Loc: texas

Papi has reservations about paying his IOUs

badbobby Loc: texas

I did request your permission
durn Marine

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

My reply inferred you can use your own judgment.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Sort'a as I apologized for posting 'more signs.'

Ya' durn Squid.

badbobby Loc: texas

you and I are polite
unlike your mentor

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I've always found Salty to be the perfect gentleman.

He is, after all, a Marine.

badbobby Loc: texas

yes sad
isn't it

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Only to a durn Squid.

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

One must make allowances for that Swabbie, poor thing was reared without being taught about class, manners, and good judgment. Pobrecito.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Es verdad.

badbobby Loc: texas

es mucho BS

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Wow, I did not know you were bi-lingual.