eagleye13 Loc: Fl

Sensitivity Training

1. I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair, but, by
turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole
thing. I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning.

2. My wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I
did. She's 25 and her name is Heather.

3. Went to our local bar with my wife last night. Locals started
shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my wife is
24 and I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.

4. My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his
class give him a hand-job. I said "Son, that's three schools this
year! You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching
altogether."

5. The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having
sex with me because she can't afford batteries.

6. A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead." The operator
says, "How do you know?" The man says, "The sex is about the same, but
the ironing is piling up!"

7. I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get
reincarnated, but must come back as a different creature. She said she
would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You obviously haven't been
listening."

8. My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare
for the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her
clothes back.

9. The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could
contribute towards the floods in Pakistan. I said, "We'd love to, but
our garden hose only reaches the driveway."

10. If you get an email entitled, "Nude Photo of Hillary Clinton",
don't open it, it contains a nude photo of Hillary Clinton.

Michael Rich Loc: Lapine Oregon

Michael Rich Loc: Lapine Oregon

Thanks Eagleye, those are fine enough that I will share with my friends...

Mike Easterday

These are very good! !!

eagleye13 Loc: Fl

Yep; they got some chuckles out of me.