IBSD
Dec 15, 2017 07:46:18 #
Recently diagnosed with irritable bowel syndrome, need some help with diet, any help here, thanks, Tim
Dec 15, 2017 09:38:41 #
2wheeljunkie wrote:
The secret is to maintain a diverse diet, here is a suggestion for an average day.Recently diagnosed with irritable bowel syndrome, need some help with diet, any help here, thanks, Tim
Breakfast:
One dozen fresh Chesapeake bay oysters with lemon juice and a splash of Tabasco sauce. Three deviled eggs sided with andouille sausage, expresso and a stiff Bloody Mary. If not fond of tomato juice substitute with a tequila sunrise. Finish with fresh grapefruit and an apple fritter.
Lunch:
Two smothered bar-b-q iguana wet burritos, one breaded stuffed pablamo pepper. A plate of charro beans and rice, an empanada and fried ice cream followed by a tin of sardines. Wash it all down with no less than three pints of lager and a malted milk shake.
Dinner:
Start with appetizers, moules marinières, pâté de foie gras, beluga caviar, Eggs Benedict, a leek tart, frogs' legs amandine and quail's eggs with puréed mushrooms all mixed in a bucket with the quail eggs on top and a double helping of pâté. For your main course, jugged hare, with a sauce of truffles, bacon, Grand Marnier, anchovies and cream. For drinks, two bottles of Château Latour 1945, a Methuselah Double Jeroboam of champagne, and half a dozen pints of brown ale
Bedtime snack:
Baked Alaska, ladyfingers and a large sifter of Napolian Brandy
Dec 15, 2017 10:10:22 #
Dec 15, 2017 12:24:28 #
Kevyn wrote:
The secret is to maintain a diverse diet, here is ... (show quote)
Looking for a response that you can report, and get a right winger suspended for Kevyn?
You're too obvious.
Dec 15, 2017 13:56:41 #
archie bunker wrote:
Looking for a response that you can report, and get a right winger suspended for Kevyn?
You're too obvious.
You're too obvious.
I was just baitin the fool, I figured it was coming, what do you expect from a low brow neanderthal.
Dec 15, 2017 14:08:54 #
2wheeljunkie wrote:
I was just baitin the fool, I figured it was coming, what do you expect from a low brow neanderthal.
Looks like you have a stalker.
Dec 15, 2017 14:35:23 #
archie bunker wrote:
Looks like you have a stalker.
If it gets too annoying I'll report him, he'll be gone along with the likes of terdnest and dj, his days are numbered.
Dec 16, 2017 06:26:19 #
2wheeljunkie wrote:
So, you are a snitch along with being a snowflake whooda thunk? I have adjusted my posts to stay within the guidelines of the administration so it is unlikely your pathetic efforts at shielding OPP from my posts of enlightenment will bare fruit.If it gets too annoying I'll report him, he'll be gone along with the likes of terdnest and dj, his days are numbered.
Dec 16, 2017 06:49:21 #
Kevyn wrote:
So, you are a snitch along with being a snowflake whooda thunk? I have adjusted my posts to stay within the guidelines of the administration so it is unlikely your pathetic efforts at shielding OPP from my posts of enlightenment will bare fruit.
Nobody wants to see naked fruit anyway.
Dec 16, 2017 07:59:56 #
Kevyn wrote:
So, you are a snitch along with being a snowflake whooda thunk? I have adjusted my posts to stay within the guidelines of the administration so it is unlikely your pathetic efforts at shielding OPP from my posts of enlightenment will bare fruit.
You wouldn't know enlightenment if it ran you over, why don't you give up being an antagonizing prick for awhile. The likes of you got me suspended awhile back so don't hand me your snowflake bullshit. I've yet to report anyone, even someone as annoying as you.
Dec 16, 2017 08:37:44 #
2wheeljunkie wrote:
You wouldn't know enlightenment if it ran you over, why don't you give up being an antagonizing prick for awhile. The likes of you got me suspended awhile back so don't hand me your snowflake bullshit. I've yet to report anyone, even someone as annoying as you.
How the heck did I get you suspended?
Dec 16, 2017 09:18:35 #
Kevyn wrote:
How the heck did I get you suspended?
I didn't say you specifically, and I don't know who or if a person can know, but if a person gets suspended, I think they should be told by whom and what for.
Dec 16, 2017 09:47:42 #
2wheeljunkie wrote:
I didn't say you specifically, and I don't know who or if a person can know, but if a person gets suspended, I think they should be told by whom and what for.
I have not been banned however I have had several posts removed, mostly for off color language. A simple correction such as referring to Trump “employing escorts for a waterworks show”, as opposed to “paying hookers to piss on him” goes a long way toward appeasing the moderators desire for more civil discussion.
Dec 16, 2017 09:59:53 #
Kevyn wrote:
I have not been banned however I have had several posts removed, mostly for off color language. A simple correction such as referring to Trump “employing escorts for a waterworks show”, as opposed to “paying hookers to piss on him” goes a long way toward appeasing the moderators desire for more civil discussion.
I probably used a little too much profanity, and maybe some insults, you know what they say tho, opinions are like assholes, everybody has one. People on opp think theirs is the only one, and then it gets uglier from there. I try to keep it toned down but hell, sometimes you f*#k up and go to far.
Dec 16, 2017 10:13:46 #
2wheeljunkie wrote:
I probably used a little too much profanity, and maybe some insults, you know what they say tho, opinions are like assholes, everybody has one. People on opp think theirs is the only one, and then it gets uglier from there. I try to keep it toned down but hell, sometimes you f*#k up and go to far.
Careful! You can't trust this feminine cleansing device!
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