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Dec 14, 2017 10:40:41   #
Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
 
Marriage


There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late!"

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense.

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through hell.

A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive. -- Bruce Friedman

A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage. -- Marvin Kitman

A gentleman is one who never swears at his wife while ladies are present.

A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.

Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.

Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.

Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced.

Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man.

Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license.

Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.

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Dec 14, 2017 10:46:01   #
Carol Kelly
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Marriage


There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late!"

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense.

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through hell.

A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive. -- Bruce Friedman

A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage. -- Marvin Kitman

A gentleman is one who never swears at his wife while ladies are present.

A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.

Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.

Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.

Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced.

Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man.

Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license.

Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
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Dec 14, 2017 10:47:16   #
Carol Kelly
 
Sounds like the musings of a long happily married man with a great sense of humor. Long may you love. Ck

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Dec 14, 2017 13:35:42   #
knightrider
 
Yep! Natures Law Of Marriage! Can’t Beat It!!!

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Dec 15, 2017 06:24:43   #
Big dog
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Marriage


There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late!"

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense.

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through hell.

A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive. -- Bruce Friedman

A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage. -- Marvin Kitman

A gentleman is one who never swears at his wife while ladies are present.

A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.

Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.

Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.

Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced.

Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man.

Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license.

Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
Marriage br br br There was a man who said, &quo... (show quote)


Great stuff. I've been engaged for 18/years and I'm getting ready for the big plunge, maybe in January. This is good stuff to remember

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Dec 15, 2017 08:11:50   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
Big dog wrote:
Great stuff. I've been engaged for 18/years and I'm getting ready for the big plunge, maybe in January. This is good stuff to remember


I only hear the maybe she must think your worth it if engagements been 18 years

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Dec 15, 2017 08:13:11   #
Doc110 Loc: York PA
 
Don't do itttttttttttttttt.

Only kidding, Hope It's the best wedding ever

Doc110

Big dog wrote:
Great stuff. I've been engaged for 18/years and I'm getting ready for the big plunge, maybe in January. This is good stuff to remember

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Dec 15, 2017 08:54:29   #
Big dog
 
bggamers wrote:
I only hear the maybe she must think your worth it if engagements been 18 years
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Well, since I just turned 60, I figure it's about time I try the marriage thing.

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Dec 15, 2017 09:20:21   #
Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
 
The Best For Your Marriage... Don D.

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Big dog wrote:
Well, since I just turned 60, I figure it's about time I try the marriage thing.

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Dec 15, 2017 10:10:39   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
Big dog wrote:
Well, since I just turned 60, I figure it's about time I try the marriage thing.


Hey all the marriage thing does is you make a promise to each other to love each other which it sounds like you already have and it must be a strong tie seeing your together this long best wishes and prays for you and your beloved wife to be

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Dec 15, 2017 17:25:38   #
Alicia Loc: NYC
 
Big dog wrote:
Well, since I just turned 60, I figure it's about time I try the marriage thing.

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Just remember that marriage destroys more friendships just by signing a contract. This insinuates a responsibility. Continue living together as you both remain together because you want to. No obligation and no legal mess if you change your minds.

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Dec 15, 2017 19:18:05   #
Big dog
 
Alicia wrote:
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Just remember that marriage destroys more friendships just by signing a contract. This insinuates a responsibility. Continue living together as you both remain together because you want to. No obligation and no legal mess if you change your minds.

I've kept this thought in mind for almost,20 years. What the heck, I may as well try it once !

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Dec 15, 2017 19:20:22   #
Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
 
Go For It, If It Feels Good Do It... Don D.


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Big dog wrote:
I've kept this thought in mind for almost,20 years. What the heck, I may as well try it once !

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Dec 17, 2017 12:59:57   #
knightrider
 
I FEEL ONE OF THE BIGGEST MISTAKES PEOPLE MAKE IS NOT DATING LONG ENOUGH TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER HABITS AND WANTS, AND SO ON.

ONCE YOU LEARN ALL OF THIS YOU HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF MAKING IT WORK!

My wife and will be celebrating our 42nd anniversary in February

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Dec 17, 2017 13:11:25   #
Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
 
Congratulations....

I've Been Married 1964-2017... Four Different Woman However... ha... Don D.


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knightrider wrote:
I FEEL ONE OF THE BIGGEST MISTAKES PEOPLE MAKE IS NOT DATING LONG ENOUGH TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER HABITS AND WANTS, AND SO ON.

ONCE YOU LEARN ALL OF THIS YOU HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF MAKING IT WORK!

My wife and will be celebrating our 42nd anniversary in February

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