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Parrot Warns Burglar
Dec 13, 2017 17:27:13   #
pafret Loc: Northeast
 
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables. And when he picked up a jewelry box to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying:


"Jesus is watching you."


He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables. After just a few seconds, clear as a bell, he heard:


"Jesus is watching you."


Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

http://en.bcdn.biz/Images/2016/9/16/01ab3c40-39c9-4507-bbcd-59ff6888e6af.jpg


"Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.


"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."


The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"


"Moses," replied the bird.


"Moses?" The burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"


Suddenly, he felt a giant shadow materializing behind him.


http://en.bcdn.biz/Images/2016/9/16/85d062f6-d53b-4d2a-b24d-233d5b4dda6f.jpg


"The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus."

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Dec 13, 2017 18:06:18   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
[quote=pafret]A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables. And when he picked up a jewelry box to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying:


"Jesus is watching you."


He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables. After just a few seconds, clear as a bell, he heard:


"Jesus is watching you."


Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

http://en.bcdn.biz/Images/2016/9/16/01ab3c40-39c9-4507-bbcd-59ff6888e6af.jpg


"Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.


"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."


The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"


"Moses," replied the bird.


"Moses?" The burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"


Suddenly, he felt a giant shadow materializing behind him.


http://en.bcdn.biz/Images/2016/9/16/85d062f6-d53b-4d2a-b24d-233d5b4dda6f.jpg


[b]"The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus."[/img][/quote]


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Dec 13, 2017 18:37:44   #
reconreb Loc: America / Inglis Fla.
 
[quote=pafret]A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables. And when he picked up a jewelry box to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying:


"Jesus is watching you."


He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables. After just a few seconds, clear as a bell, he heard:


"Jesus is watching you."


Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

http://en.bcdn.biz/Images/2016/9/16/01ab3c40-39c9-4507-bbcd-59ff6888e6af.jpg


"Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.


"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."


The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"


"Moses," replied the bird.


"Moses?" The burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"


Suddenly, he felt a giant shadow materializing behind him.


http://en.bcdn.biz/Images/2016/9/16/85d062f6-d53b-4d2a-b24d-233d5b4dda6f.jpg


[b]"The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus."[/img][/quote]

Dats funny shit right there !!

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Dec 13, 2017 19:54:48   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
reconreb wrote:
Dats funny shit right there !!



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Dec 13, 2017 20:33:44   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
[quote=pafret]A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables. And when he picked up a jewelry box to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying:


"Jesus is watching you."


He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables. After just a few seconds, clear as a bell, he heard:


"Jesus is watching you."


Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

http://en.bcdn.biz/Images/2016/9/16/01ab3c40-39c9-4507-bbcd-59ff6888e6af.jpg


"Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.


"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."


The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"


"Moses," replied the bird.


"Moses?" The burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"


Suddenly, he felt a giant shadow materializing behind him.


http://en.bcdn.biz/Images/2016/9/16/85d062f6-d53b-4d2a-b24d-233d5b4dda6f.jpg


[b]"The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus."[/img][/quote]

Very funny. Unfortunately I am a long time dog person so when I saw the photo my thoughts were, nice clean teeth, probably about a year old and proper scissor bite. But a good joke anyhow.

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Dec 14, 2017 11:42:02   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
pafret wrote:
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables. And when he picked up a jewelry box to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying:


"Jesus is watching you."


He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables. After just a few seconds, clear as a bell, he heard:


"Jesus is watching you."


Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

http://en.bcdn.biz/Images/2016/9/16/01ab3c40-39c9-4507-bbcd-59ff6888e6af.jpg


"Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.


"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."


The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"


"Moses," replied the bird.


"Moses?" The burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"


Suddenly, he felt a giant shadow materializing behind him.


http://en.bcdn.biz/Images/2016/9/16/85d062f6-d53b-4d2a-b24d-233d5b4dda6f.jpg


"The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined ... (show quote)


okay paf
excellent effort
take the front seat---for a while anyhow


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Dec 14, 2017 19:04:09   #
boatbob2
 
My LITTLE Rottweiler was just a baby 165 pound baby,she was ATTACK trained,but she was a BABY,until she heard the magic word, She growled but,didnt move until she heard the second word,then its was katie bar the door, shes was trained to knock the perp down,and put both paws on his chest,THEN,If he moved,she would eat him alive,She walked around my house all night long,protecting my 3 daughters,and slept during the day.fantastic dog. But old age (17 years old) finally put her to rest.She passed away during the night,after a good sleep. sorely missed.

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Dec 16, 2017 18:04:33   #
rlockwood
 
That is great but is it real.

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