Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton

So....

proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA

I m pregnant ,,,,,,,,,,,,And guess whos the daddy???

Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton

Hmm. Let's narrow this down a little. Now, from your profile, I see that you live in California. Assuming that you did not leave the state to (ahem) 'seal the deal', that gives us a population of approximately 40 million to choose from. Now, if you're pregnant, that indicates that you are a woman, assuming of course that you are human. Now we know that it takes two to 'tango', and that they must be of opposing gender, therefore we can discount the approximately 20 million women in California, leaving 20 million males to choose from.

Of those 20 million males, approximately 10 million will be either too young or too old to (ahem) perform, leaving approximately 10 million to choose from. Given that you bill yourself as a 'proud republican', we can fairly safely say that you do not live in any or the more sprawling metropoles such as Los Angeles, San Diego, San Francisco, etc, further pruning approximately 9 million men off the suspect list, leaving 1 million virile men to choose from.

Having narrowed it this far, I find I have insufficient information to narrow the field any further so I contacted a medium and went to see her in her little back room. She set up a Ouija board and after linking hands with me, proceeded to contact the spirit world. Anyway, when she regained her composure she told me the answer to my burning question. The answer to the question "who's the Daddy?" is..... Angelo from down the street! And she says you better run because if your husband doesn't kill you, Angelo's wife will.

Oh, and your Great, Great Uncle Charlie says 'hi'.

proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA

That was pretty good assessment,Larry.....That was pretty amusing,,,,,Get it??? I amused you and you amused me....

Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton

Well, I was having fun 'til that damned medium gave me her bill. Seriously, a high end hooker would have been cheaper!

archie bunker Loc: Texas

You should have gone with a small.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

You should have gone with a small.

F.D.R.

Well Larry, now I know why they call you 'The Legend'. Great story. My question for 'Proud Republican' is how could you possibly be bored in California watching those ever amusing Liberals?

mongo Loc: TEXAS

More accurate too!

SEMPER FI

badbobby Loc: texas

why Mongo!!
are you implying that you are familiar with hookers???

boatbob2

angelo didnt do it,raul did !

mongo Loc: TEXAS

Sure, ain't they them girls you bring along fishing, to put the bait on your hook?

SEMPER FI

badbobby Loc: texas

and they will clean your fish too
if you pay them