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Dec 10, 2017 14:21:35   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
Working people frequently ask retired people what
they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day, Mary my wife and I
went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man,
how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an a--hole . He glared at me and started
writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So Bev called him a s--t head. He finished the
second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it
and went home. We weren't too concerned about the vehicle's owner because of the sticker on the back window "I support Clinton.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

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Dec 10, 2017 14:32:47   #
Ricktloml
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Working people frequently ask retired people what
they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day, Mary my wife and I
went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man,
how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an a--hole . He glared at me and started
writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So Bev called him a s--t head. He finished the
second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it
and went home. We weren't too concerned about the vehicle's owner because of the sticker on the back window "I support Clinton.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.
Working people frequently ask retired people what ... (show quote)


Wow.

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Dec 10, 2017 14:36:41   #
Raylan Wolfe Loc: earth
 
Beagle you need to give credit to the people who wrote this and why you did not give due credit!!!!!!!!!!!!!


eagleye13 wrote:
Working people frequently ask retired people what
they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day, Mary my wife and I
went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man,
how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an a--hole . He glared at me and started
writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So Bev called him a s--t head. He finished the
second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it
and went home. We weren't too concerned about the vehicle's owner because of the sticker on the back window "I support Clinton.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.
Working people frequently ask retired people what ... (show quote)



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Dec 10, 2017 14:39:14   #
proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Working people frequently ask retired people what
they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day, Mary my wife and I
went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man,
how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an a--hole . He glared at me and started
writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So Bev called him a s--t head. He finished the
second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it
and went home. We weren't too concerned about the vehicle's owner because of the sticker on the back window "I support Clinton.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.
Working people frequently ask retired people what ... (show quote)

Karma is a BITCH,huh???

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Dec 10, 2017 14:48:40   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Working people frequently ask retired people what
they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day, Mary my wife and I
went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man,
how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an a--hole . He glared at me and started
writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So Bev called him a s--t head. He finished the
second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it
and went home. We weren't too concerned about the vehicle's owner because of the sticker on the back window "I support Clinton.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.
Working people frequently ask retired people what ... (show quote)


Ray; for anyone other than you, it was obvious this many times published joke was from another source. An E mail.
Thanks for slithering by.

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Dec 10, 2017 14:49:44   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
proud republican wrote:
Karma is a BITCH,huh???
Karma is a BITCH,huh??? br img src="https://stat... (show quote)


So is RayLoon.

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Dec 10, 2017 15:08:26   #
pafret Loc: Northeast
 
Raylan Wolfe wrote:
Beagle you need to give credit to the people who wrote this and why you did not give due credit!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Of course he plagiarized. The great Russian mathematician Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky recommends plagiarism highly. Just listen:

https://youtu.be/gXlfXirQF3A

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Dec 10, 2017 15:39:39   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
pafret wrote:
Of course he plagiarized. The great Russian mathematician Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky recommends plagiarism highly. Just listen:

https://youtu.be/gXlfXirQF3A


The Loon; just can't figure that out.
But what else is new?

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Dec 11, 2017 10:27:58   #
bahmer
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Working people frequently ask retired people what
they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day, Mary my wife and I
went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man,
how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an a--hole . He glared at me and started
writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So Bev called him a s--t head. He finished the
second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it
and went home. We weren't too concerned about the vehicle's owner because of the sticker on the back window "I support Clinton.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.
Working people frequently ask retired people what ... (show quote)


Fantastic keep up the good work.

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Dec 11, 2017 11:46:21   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Working people frequently ask retired people what
they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day, Mary my wife and I
went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man,
how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an a--hole . He glared at me and started
writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So Bev called him a s--t head. He finished the
second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it
and went home. We weren't too concerned about the vehicle's owner because of the sticker on the back window "I support Clinton.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.
Working people frequently ask retired people what ... (show quote)


I love the way you both think

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Dec 11, 2017 11:54:50   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
bggamers wrote:
I love the way you both think
img src="https://static.onepoliticalplaza.com/ima... (show quote)


The loon, stooped by.
Isn't he a gas! LOL

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Dec 11, 2017 18:50:57   #
Alicia Loc: NYC
 
pafret wrote:
Of course he plagiarized. The great Russian mathematician Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky recommends plagiarism highly. Just listen:

https://youtu.be/gXlfXirQF3A

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I recall Tom Lehrer but had forgotten about him. Continued viewing and reminisced. I'm talking about the songs over the last 50+ years.

Lehrer was so doggon clever and I especially enjoy how he rhymed his lines by breaking a word and completing it on the next line.

You absolutely amaze me. Where do you pick up the clever references in so many of your posts? You've either got a fabulous and organized library or you have some secret. Thanks for the memory trip.

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Dec 11, 2017 23:46:41   #
pafret Loc: Northeast
 
Alicia wrote:
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I recall Tom Lehrer but had forgotten about him. Continued viewing and reminisced. I'm talking about the songs over the last 50+ years.

Lehrer was so doggon clever and I especially enjoy how he rhymed his lines by breaking a word and completing it on the next line.

You absolutely amaze me. Where do you pick up the clever references in so many of your posts? You've either got a fabulous and organized library or you have some secret. Thanks for the memory trip.
********************** br I recall Tom Lehrer but ... (show quote)


An inquisitive mind, a voracious appetite for reading books, an excellent memory, a great education and an appreciation of virtually everything. I sometimes wish I lived in Leonardo Da Vinci's day so I could learn all of the knowledge that mattered in one life time. Also, in these modern times a partial memory is sufficient for a quick look up on the net. That brings it all back.

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Dec 12, 2017 03:46:46   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
eagleye13 wrote:
The loon, stooped by.
Isn't he a gas! LOL



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Dec 12, 2017 08:53:54   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Working people frequently ask retired people what
they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day, Mary my wife and I
went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man,
how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an a--hole . He glared at me and started
writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So Bev called him a s--t head. He finished the
second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it
and went home. We weren't too concerned about the vehicle's owner because of the sticker on the back window "I support Clinton.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.
Working people frequently ask retired people what ... (show quote)


Excellent!!! Lolololololol

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