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I Had an Accident With a Little Person
Dec 9, 2017 14:37:18   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
I rear-ended a car this morning.

So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.

You know how sometimes you just get so stressed that little things seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it - he was a dwarf!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

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Dec 9, 2017 14:42:51   #
proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
I rear-ended a car this morning.

So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.

You know how sometimes you just get so stressed that little things seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it - he was a dwarf!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'


Oy Poppa thats mean,but oh!! so funny!!!

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Dec 9, 2017 14:52:40   #
Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
I rear-ended a car this morning.

So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.

You know how sometimes you just get so stressed that little things seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it - he was a dwarf!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'


Tut-tut. You know what for.

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Dec 9, 2017 14:53:02   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
I rear-ended a car this morning.

So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.

You know how sometimes you just get so stressed that little things seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it - he was a dwarf!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'


two ha has
no seat
pobrecito


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Dec 9, 2017 15:07:08   #
bahmer
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
I rear-ended a car this morning.

So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.

You know how sometimes you just get so stressed that little things seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it - he was a dwarf!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'


He sounds like Grumpy to me.

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Dec 9, 2017 15:29:30   #
glibona Loc: Nevada
 
but worth a chuckle...lol

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Dec 9, 2017 21:08:11   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
two ha has
no seat
pobrecito



I have my own.

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Dec 10, 2017 14:15:01   #
goofball Loc: timbucktoo
 
bahmer wrote:
He sounds like Grumpy to me.


More like peewee, the 8th one, that married Snow-white!

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