I Don't Do Turkey: When I was 9 years old, I got my butt kicked by a big domestic turkey. I was eventually able to behead the gobbler with a little help from my great little Aunt...

Wolf counselor Loc: Heart of Texas

When I was 9 years old, I got my butt kicked by a big domestic turkey.

I was eventually able to behead the gobbler with a little help from my great little Aunt Helen.

He roasted up quite nicely.

I tasted the ruffian and after a few bites I made up my mind then and there that I just don't .....like ......turkey.

That yard bully put a wing spankin' on me that I'll never forget.

We're having Ribeyes smothered in New York strips for Thanksgiving dinner.

But the dressing and cranberry sauce is on, right along with the sourdough dinner rolls.

I hope y'all have a joyful Thanksgiving folks.

And as always.... happy trails.

Boo_Boo Loc: Jellystone

I had a run in lately with a goose.... they will chase you to bite! And they leave huge bruises.... mine kept me from sitting on my right cheek for 2 entire days. Angry little beasts!

Happy Thanksgiving!

Wolf counselor wrote:

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bggamers Loc: georgia

Wolf counselor wrote:

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You have a great thanks giving as well

bggamers Loc: georgia

Pennylynn wrote:

I had a run in lately with a goose.... they will chase you to bite! And they leave huge bruises.... mine kept me from sitting on my right cheek for 2 entire days. Angry little beasts!

Happy Thanksgiving!

Have a Hapy Thanks Giving Pennylyn

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

Pennylynn wrote:

I had a run in lately with a goose.... they will chase you to bite! And they leave huge bruises.... mine kept me from sitting on my right cheek for 2 entire days. Angry little beasts!

Happy Thanksgiving!

They can't bite, they have no teeth... they can pinch the dickens out of you. Ouch.

Kevyn

Peewee wrote:

They can't bite, they have no teeth... they can pinch the dickens out of you. Ouch.

Here is a way to enjoy turkey with your thanksgiving dinner... but take it easy it might also kick your butt.

Wolf counselor Loc: Heart of Texas

Kevyn wrote:

Here is a way to enjoy turkey with your thanksgiving dinner... but take it easy it might also kick your butt.

Yep, that turkey has got some kick to it.

Boo_Boo Loc: Jellystone

To all...... HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Peewee, she latched on and I could not shake her! No teeth, but boy are the jaws strong!

Peewee wrote:

They can't bite, they have no teeth... they can pinch the dickens out of you. Ouch.

Super Dave Loc: Realville, USA

Kevyn wrote:

Here is a way to enjoy turkey with your thanksgiving dinner... but take it easy it might also kick your butt.

That's a fine sippin' whiskey. Best served Straight-Up with about 3-5 drops of water.

Happy Thanksgiving to all.

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

Pennylynn wrote:

To all...... HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Peewee, she latched on and I could not shake her! No teeth, but boy are the jaws strong!

Next time use your skills as a runner, they never chase you too far and they hiss and lower their heads before they attack... oh yeah, you did say he/she attacked your rear from the rear didn't you, my bad...:)

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

Pennylynn wrote:

I had a run in lately with a goose.... they will chase you to bite! And they leave huge bruises.... mine kept me from sitting on my right cheek for 2 entire days. Angry little beasts!

Happy Thanksgiving!

A couple of years ago, while helping our neighbors with their chickens a Welsummer rooster got me in the arm with his tallons. It bled a lot and took a week to heal, plus antibiotics for two weeks. The da***n thing make great chicken soup though.

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

no propaganda please wrote:

A couple of years ago, while helping our neighbors with their chickens a Welsummer rooster got me in the arm with his tallons. It bled a lot and took a week to heal, plus antibiotics for two weeks. The da***n thing make great chicken soup though.

Oh, so your a vegan unless your attacked and then you're a cannibal. I see how you are now, you've been keeping the real Penny Lynn locked in a closet... I bet next you're going to say you only used the broth...:)

Now I have to go look up Welsummer on Google to see what the "beast" looked like that attacked you... poor thing... you...not the rooster... hope it didn't leave a nasty scar... did you put honey on it?

I looked it up and that's the same kind I had once, good hearty layer, mostly brown eggs, never had problems with the rooster at all... what angle did he attack from... if you say rear... I'm asking for an 8X10... glossy... full length... photo... of this "rear" that drives the male animals wild...strictly for scientific research... you know...ahem...:)

Thought you were a country girl who knew her way around different kinds of critters... are you one of those accident prone animal experts like Jungle Jack? Okay, I've enjoyed teasing you and now I'll stop, for today.
Unless you have another story of "when animals attack".

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

Peewee wrote:

Oh, so your a vegan unless your attacked and then ... (show quote)

You posted it to NPP who posted the Welsummer story, not Penny.
By the way, the hens are nice, the neighbors have a flock of at least 30 and they are calm, reliable layers and have large dark brown eggs with black speckles on them. It was just a couple of their roosters that were a problem.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

Wolf counselor wrote:

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Mornin Mr. Counselor.

When my boy was little (5 or 6) he took a wing whoopin from one of our geese that left him with a busted lip, black eye, and bruises all over his back, neck, and arms from the bites.

He was goose hunting the other evening, and when I asked what he was going to do with one if he knocked it down. He said:
"I'm gonna kick that sucker from one end of this field to the other till there ain't a feather left on it. Then I'm gonna take it home, and eat it. I still remember what one of its relatives did to me!"
It made me laugh because I remember it well too. I was the one who made the goose stop with a swat to the head with a plastic bat. That goose never was quite right after that. Lol!

We will be having my mother in law's German rouladen with other German dishes. I'll pass on the purple cabbage, and saurkraut though.

Have a happy Thanksgiving and a great day!

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Wolf counselor wrote:

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Funny story now, I’m sure not when under attack....