The Moral of The Story Behind the Legend of AuntiE
Nov 17, 2017 19:45:34 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it and to return the next day to tell their stories.
In the classroom the next day, Joe told his story first, "My dad is a farmer and we have chickens. One day we were taking lots of eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the truck when we hit a big bump in the road; the basket fell off the seat and all the eggs broke. The moral of the story is not to put all your eggs in one basket."
"Very good," said the teacher.
Next, Mary said, "We are farmers too. We had twenty eggs waiting to hatch, but when they did we only got ten chicks. The moral of this story is not to count your chickens before they're hatched."
"Excellent!" said the teacher again, very pleased with the responses so far.
Next, it was ProgenyE's turn to tell his story: "My dad told me this story about my Mom ...Mom was a flight engineer in the war and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had were a couple bottles of both gin & tonic, a machine gun, and a lopping blade."
"Go on," said the teacher, intrigued.
"Mom drank gins & tonics on the way down to prepare herself; then she landed right in the middle of a hundred enemy Jihadists.
She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the lopping blade till the blade broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands."
"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher. "What did your father say was the moral of that frightening story?"
"Tell all to stay away from AuntiE when she's drunk."
In the classroom the next day, Joe told his story first, "My dad is a farmer and we have chickens. One day we were taking lots of eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the truck when we hit a big bump in the road; the basket fell off the seat and all the eggs broke. The moral of the story is not to put all your eggs in one basket."
"Very good," said the teacher.
Next, Mary said, "We are farmers too. We had twenty eggs waiting to hatch, but when they did we only got ten chicks. The moral of this story is not to count your chickens before they're hatched."
"Excellent!" said the teacher again, very pleased with the responses so far.
Next, it was ProgenyE's turn to tell his story: "My dad told me this story about my Mom ...Mom was a flight engineer in the war and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had were a couple bottles of both gin & tonic, a machine gun, and a lopping blade."
"Go on," said the teacher, intrigued.
"Mom drank gins & tonics on the way down to prepare herself; then she landed right in the middle of a hundred enemy Jihadists.
She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the lopping blade till the blade broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands."
"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher. "What did your father say was the moral of that frightening story?"
"Tell all to stay away from AuntiE when she's drunk."
Nov 17, 2017 20:31:05 #
slatten49 wrote:
A teacher told her young class to ask their parent... (show quote)
well!!
I'll certainly take that warning to heart
that woman is just dangerous!!
but not to me, Auntie likes Swabbies
cain't say so much for you Jarheads
Nov 17, 2017 20:34:43 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
slatten49 wrote:
A teacher told her young class to ask their parent... (show quote)
Particularly when she has her attack cats with her.
Nov 17, 2017 21:20:00 #
Nov 17, 2017 21:38:32 #
slatten49 wrote:
A teacher told her young class to ask their parent... (show quote)
The moral of this post: enjoy the buffer zone, while you can. 😳
Nov 18, 2017 03:09:57 #
Nov 18, 2017 08:49:45 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Worried for our children wrote:
The moral of this post: enjoy the buffer zone, while you can. 😳
WFOC....You know something I don't 
Nov 18, 2017 08:50:59 #
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