Best Duck Joke Ever...
Nov 13, 2017 13:31:16 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
On Mon, Nov 13, 2017 at 10:51 AM, Brian C. wrote:
Best Duck Joke Ever!
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.
The barman looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck."
"I see your eyes are working," replies the duck.
"And you can talk!" Exclaims the barman.
"I see your ears are working, too," Says the duck.
"Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich please?"
"Certainly, sorry about that," Says the barman as he pulls the duck's pint.
"It's just we don't get many ducks in this pub.. What are you doing round this way?"
"I'm working on the building site across the road," Explains the duck.
"I'm a plasterer."
The flabbergasted barman cannot believe the duck and wants to learn more, but takes the hint when the duck pulls out a newspaper from his bag and proceeds to read it.
So, the duck reads his paper, drinks his beer, eats his sandwich, bids the barman good day and leaves.
The same thing happens for two weeks.
Then one day the circus comes to town.
The ringmaster comes into the pub for a pint and the barman says to him "You're with the circus, aren't you? Well, I know this duck that could be just brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer, eats sandwiches, reads the newspaper and everything!"
"Sounds marvelous,"says the ringmaster, handing over his business card.
"Get him to give me a call."
So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says, "Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money."
"I'm always looking for the next job," Says the duck.
"Where is it?"
"At the circus," Says the barman.
"The circus?" Repeats the duck.
"That's right," Replies the barman.
"The circus?" The duck asks again.
"With the big tent?" "Yeah," the barman replies.
"With all the animals who live in cages, and performers who live in caravans?" says the duck.
"Of course," the barman replies.
"And the tent has canvas sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in the middle?" persists the duck.
"That's right!" says the barman.
The duck shakes his head in amazement, and says,
Wait For It ............
"What the f**k would they want with a plasterer??!"
Best Duck Joke Ever!
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.
The barman looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck."
"I see your eyes are working," replies the duck.
"And you can talk!" Exclaims the barman.
"I see your ears are working, too," Says the duck.
"Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich please?"
"Certainly, sorry about that," Says the barman as he pulls the duck's pint.
"It's just we don't get many ducks in this pub.. What are you doing round this way?"
"I'm working on the building site across the road," Explains the duck.
"I'm a plasterer."
The flabbergasted barman cannot believe the duck and wants to learn more, but takes the hint when the duck pulls out a newspaper from his bag and proceeds to read it.
So, the duck reads his paper, drinks his beer, eats his sandwich, bids the barman good day and leaves.
The same thing happens for two weeks.
Then one day the circus comes to town.
The ringmaster comes into the pub for a pint and the barman says to him "You're with the circus, aren't you? Well, I know this duck that could be just brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer, eats sandwiches, reads the newspaper and everything!"
"Sounds marvelous,"says the ringmaster, handing over his business card.
"Get him to give me a call."
So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says, "Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money."
"I'm always looking for the next job," Says the duck.
"Where is it?"
"At the circus," Says the barman.
"The circus?" Repeats the duck.
"That's right," Replies the barman.
"The circus?" The duck asks again.
"With the big tent?" "Yeah," the barman replies.
"With all the animals who live in cages, and performers who live in caravans?" says the duck.
"Of course," the barman replies.
"And the tent has canvas sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in the middle?" persists the duck.
"That's right!" says the barman.
The duck shakes his head in amazement, and says,
Wait For It ............
"What the f**k would they want with a plasterer??!"
Nov 13, 2017 13:49:52 #
Nov 13, 2017 19:36:48 #
Nov 14, 2017 07:53:57 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
On Mon, Nov 13, 2017 at 10:51 AM, Brian C. wrote: ... (show quote)
Thank you Don, I needed that.
Nov 14, 2017 08:53:47 #
Nov 14, 2017 10:56:36 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
On Mon, Nov 13, 2017 at 10:51 AM, Brian C. wrote: ... (show quote)
That came from left field for sure.
Nov 14, 2017 11:14:23 #
bahmer wrote:
Like Pres. Reagan stated: "there you go again" changing the subject matter. Can we have a post without the political 'blather'? You can have so much fun with duck stories. Yes, I am partial to ducks as they make a fine meal. This Thanksgiving my wife and I will have roast duck of which is patiently waiting in the freezer for his turn at the table. We hope you and yours enjoy yours no matter what your bird is.That came from left field for sure.
Nov 14, 2017 12:58:11 #
pappadeux wrote:
Like Pres. Reagan stated: "there you go again" changing the subject matter. Can we have a post without the political 'blather'? You can have so much fun with duck stories. Yes, I am partial to ducks as they make a fine meal. This Thanksgiving my wife and I will have roast duck of which is patiently waiting in the freezer for his turn at the table. We hope you and yours enjoy yours no matter what your bird is.
Were having the traditional turkey, stuffing, and mashed potatoes, along with ham, and an assortment of vegetables, rolls and butter, and of course pie for desert. They will be a vegetable tray and other things before the main meal along with adult beverages like beer and wine. Happy a happy thanksgiving to you as well.
Nov 14, 2017 13:10:42 #
bahmer wrote:
when I was a kid in the 50's we had the same thing but then we had a big family Not the same anymore. It is at this time only my wife and I. However the wine and beer still goes. When I first went I sold turkeys as my cartoon depicts Have a great one!!Were having the traditional turkey, stuffing, and mashed potatoes, along with ham, and an assortment of vegetables, rolls and butter, and of course pie for desert. They will be a vegetable tray and other things before the main meal along with adult beverages like beer and wine. Happy a happy thanksgiving to you as well.
Nov 14, 2017 13:18:28 #
pappadeux wrote:
when I was a kid in the 50's we had the same thing but then we had a big family Not the same anymore. It is at this time only my wife and I. However the wine and beer still goes. When I first went I sold turkeys as my cartoon depicts Have a great one!!
Nov 14, 2017 16:45:49 #
My wife and I do Cracker Barrel. Excellent turkey dinner with ham and trimmings + dessert. Because we don't eat as much now we have a left overs meal. Mike
pappadeux wrote:
when I was a kid in the 50's we had the same thing but then we had a big family Not the same anymore. It is at this time only my wife and I. However the wine and beer still goes. When I first went I sold turkeys as my cartoon depicts Have a great one!!
Nov 14, 2017 18:27:09 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
I love Cracker Barrel, Driven Across Country, Never a Bad Meal At Any of Them... Don D.
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teabag09 wrote:
My wife and I do Cracker Barrel. Excellent turkey dinner with ham and trimmings + dessert. Because we don't eat as much now we have a left overs meal. Mike
Nov 14, 2017 19:54:04 #
That and the price is right. When our Daughter was at college she would bring a bunch of friends home for Thanksgiving, it was great. I'm the cook in our home and I loved fixing the meal with all of the fixings. With just Gail and I it's easier to just do the Barrel. This year will be with Daughter and Grandkids at hunt camp with many friends. A lot to be thankful for. Happy Thanksgiving you all, I hope each and every one has a good one. Mike
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
I love Cracker Barrel, Driven Across Country, Never a Bad Meal At Any of Them... Don D.
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Nov 14, 2017 20:41:31 #
We have turkey and all the trimmings to. Just the wife and me and then we invite turn to 5 military soldiers have dinner with us really works app real good.
Nov 14, 2017 22:11:58 #
GOD bless you both. Happy Thanksgiving and an up coming Merry Christmas. Mike
Freedomcalls wrote:
We have turkey and all the trimmings to. Just the wife and me and then we invite turn to 5 military soldiers have dinner with us really works app real good.
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