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Nov 12, 2017 12:42:47   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Man arrives home to be met at the door by his wife
crying,she blurted""that damned pharmacist insulted me,even after I had to call multiple times before he even answered his phone.I want you to go down there and demand that he apologize to me!"
So the man goes to the pharmacy and confronts the pharmacist and demands an explanation and an apology
But the pharmacist says"Please ,just let me tell you about my morning!To start the day,my alarm clock failed to go off,so I was late getting up.Being so late,I skipped breakfast and hurried to my car,only to find that I had locked both my car and house keys inside the house
I had to break a window to get inside and retrieve my keys.Then because I was so late I was driving too fast and got a speeding ticket.
Then three blocks from my store I had a blow-out.When I finally arrived at my store ,there was a line of folks waiting for me to open.
I started waiting on the customers and all the time the damn phone was ringing off the wall,so I said excuse me please,and answered the damn phone.But whoever it was had hung up.So I started waiting on the customers again and the damned phone started ringing again,Asking a customer to please wait just a minute ,I hurried to the phone,but before I could say Hello,whoever was calling hung up.
Then making change for a customer,I broke a roll of quarters on the cash register drawer,and they spilled all over the floor,and that damned phone starts ringing again,Getting on my hands and knees to pick up the quarters,I cracked my head on the cash register drawer when rising up,which caused me to stagger back against a showcase with perfume bottles on it.Half of them fell to the floor and broke,and that damned phone was ringing off the wall.
I finally staggered over to answer it.It was your wife --she wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer
Believe me mister ,all I did was tell her!!!!

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Nov 12, 2017 13:16:01   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
Man arrives home to be met at the door by his wife
crying,she blurted""that damned pharmacist insulted me,even after I had to call multiple times before he even answered his phone.I want you to go down there and demand that he apologize to me!"
So the man goes to the pharmacy and confronts the pharmacist and demands an explanation and an apology
But the pharmacist says"Please ,just let me tell you about my morning!To start the day,my alarm clock failed to go off,so I was late getting up.Being so late,I skipped breakfast and hurried to my car,only to find that I had locked both my car and house keys inside the house
I had to break a window to get inside and retrieve my keys.Then because I was so late I was driving too fast and got a speeding ticket.
Then three blocks from my store I had a blow-out.When I finally arrived at my store ,there was a line of folks waiting for me to open.
I started waiting on the customers and all the time the damn phone was ringing off the wall,so I said excuse me please,and answered the damn phone.But whoever it was had hung up.So I started waiting on the customers again and the damned phone started ringing again,Asking a customer to please wait just a minute ,I hurried to the phone,but before I could say Hello,whoever was calling hung up.
Then making change for a customer,I broke a roll of quarters on the cash register drawer,and they spilled all over the floor,and that damned phone starts ringing again,Getting on my hands and knees to pick up the quarters,I cracked my head on the cash register drawer when rising up,which caused me to stagger back against a showcase with perfume bottles on it.Half of them fell to the floor and broke,and that damned phone was ringing off the wall.
I finally staggered over to answer it.It was your wife --she wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer
Believe me mister ,all I did was tell her!!!!
Man arrives home to be met at the door by his wife... (show quote)

Aw, bb. We all love it when you relate stories of your personal experiences. It shows you are almost normal, as normal as a Swabbie can be.

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Nov 12, 2017 13:37:43   #
Hemiman Loc: Communist California
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Aw, bb. We all love it when you relate stories of your personal experiences. It shows you are almost normal, as normal as a Swabbie can be.


I heard that Navy folks never again achieve normalcy again after being exposed to life at sea,they just have to learn to live with their affliction.

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Nov 12, 2017 13:51:47   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
Man arrives home to be met at the door by his wife
crying,she blurted""that damned pharmacist insulted me,even after I had to call multiple times before he even answered his phone.I want you to go down there and demand that he apologize to me!"
So the man goes to the pharmacy and confronts the pharmacist and demands an explanation and an apology
But the pharmacist says"Please ,just let me tell you about my morning!To start the day,my alarm clock failed to go off,so I was late getting up.Being so late,I skipped breakfast and hurried to my car,only to find that I had locked both my car and house keys inside the house
I had to break a window to get inside and retrieve my keys.Then because I was so late I was driving too fast and got a speeding ticket.
Then three blocks from my store I had a blow-out.When I finally arrived at my store ,there was a line of folks waiting for me to open.
I started waiting on the customers and all the time the damn phone was ringing off the wall,so I said excuse me please,and answered the damn phone.But whoever it was had hung up.So I started waiting on the customers again and the damned phone started ringing again,Asking a customer to please wait just a minute ,I hurried to the phone,but before I could say Hello,whoever was calling hung up.
Then making change for a customer,I broke a roll of quarters on the cash register drawer,and they spilled all over the floor,and that damned phone starts ringing again,Getting on my hands and knees to pick up the quarters,I cracked my head on the cash register drawer when rising up,which caused me to stagger back against a showcase with perfume bottles on it.Half of them fell to the floor and broke,and that damned phone was ringing off the wall.
I finally staggered over to answer it.It was your wife --she wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer
Believe me mister ,all I did was tell her!!!!
Man arrives home to be met at the door by his wife... (show quote)


lol one can only imagine.

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Nov 12, 2017 14:01:33   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
badbobby wrote:
Man arrives home to be met at the door by his wife
crying,she blurted""that damned pharmacist insulted me,even after I had to call multiple times before he even answered his phone.I want you to go down there and demand that he apologize to me!"
So the man goes to the pharmacy and confronts the pharmacist and demands an explanation and an apology
But the pharmacist says"Please ,just let me tell you about my morning!To start the day,my alarm clock failed to go off,so I was late getting up.Being so late,I skipped breakfast and hurried to my car,only to find that I had locked both my car and house keys inside the house
I had to break a window to get inside and retrieve my keys.Then because I was so late I was driving too fast and got a speeding ticket.
Then three blocks from my store I had a blow-out.When I finally arrived at my store ,there was a line of folks waiting for me to open.
I started waiting on the customers and all the time the damn phone was ringing off the wall,so I said excuse me please,and answered the damn phone.But whoever it was had hung up.So I started waiting on the customers again and the damned phone started ringing again,Asking a customer to please wait just a minute ,I hurried to the phone,but before I could say Hello,whoever was calling hung up.
Then making change for a customer,I broke a roll of quarters on the cash register drawer,and they spilled all over the floor,and that damned phone starts ringing again,Getting on my hands and knees to pick up the quarters,I cracked my head on the cash register drawer when rising up,which caused me to stagger back against a showcase with perfume bottles on it.Half of them fell to the floor and broke,and that damned phone was ringing off the wall.
I finally staggered over to answer it.It was your wife --she wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer
Believe me mister ,all I did was tell her!!!!
Man arrives home to be met at the door by his wife... (show quote)


Heck I would have said exactly what was said.. lololololol very good!!

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Nov 12, 2017 14:18:11   #
rumitoid
 
badbobby wrote:
Man arrives home to be met at the door by his wife
crying,she blurted""that damned pharmacist insulted me,even after I had to call multiple times before he even answered his phone.I want you to go down there and demand that he apologize to me!"
So the man goes to the pharmacy and confronts the pharmacist and demands an explanation and an apology
But the pharmacist says"Please ,just let me tell you about my morning!To start the day,my alarm clock failed to go off,so I was late getting up.Being so late,I skipped breakfast and hurried to my car,only to find that I had locked both my car and house keys inside the house
I had to break a window to get inside and retrieve my keys.Then because I was so late I was driving too fast and got a speeding ticket.
Then three blocks from my store I had a blow-out.When I finally arrived at my store ,there was a line of folks waiting for me to open.
I started waiting on the customers and all the time the damn phone was ringing off the wall,so I said excuse me please,and answered the damn phone.But whoever it was had hung up.So I started waiting on the customers again and the damned phone started ringing again,Asking a customer to please wait just a minute ,I hurried to the phone,but before I could say Hello,whoever was calling hung up.
Then making change for a customer,I broke a roll of quarters on the cash register drawer,and they spilled all over the floor,and that damned phone starts ringing again,Getting on my hands and knees to pick up the quarters,I cracked my head on the cash register drawer when rising up,which caused me to stagger back against a showcase with perfume bottles on it.Half of them fell to the floor and broke,and that damned phone was ringing off the wall.
I finally staggered over to answer it.It was your wife --she wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer
Believe me mister ,all I did was tell her!!!!
Man arrives home to be met at the door by his wife... (show quote)


Laughed out loud. Very funny.

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Nov 12, 2017 14:20:43   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Hemiman wrote:
I heard that Navy folks never again achieve normalcy again after being exposed to life at sea,they just have to learn to live with their affliction.


Not all have learned to live with it. BB is a prime example. He has never learned to follow orders, excepting his wife of course.

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Nov 12, 2017 16:09:16   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Hemiman wrote:
I heard that Navy folks never again achieve normalcy again after being exposed to life at sea,they just have to learn to live with their affliction.


By affliction
I presume you mean
dastardly Marines???


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Nov 12, 2017 16:10:46   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Aw, bb. We all love it when you relate stories of your personal experiences. It shows you are almost normal, as normal as a Swabbie can be.


Oh Papi
I do not aspire to be normal
I'm happy the way I am


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Nov 12, 2017 16:33:02   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
Oh Papi
I do not aspire to be normal
I'm happy the way I am



Yes, we are well aware. You are a prime example of the old adage, 'Ignorance is bliss'.

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Nov 13, 2017 08:16:59   #
pappadeux Loc: Phoenix AZ
 
lindajoy wrote:
Heck I would have said exactly what was said.. lololololol very good!!
A bit of Monday morning humor. We need more of this instead some of the hateful 'blather' that we get from who you all know whom. some of the crap I see here reminds me of when I was in the used car business.



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Nov 13, 2017 10:06:49   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
pappadeux wrote:
A bit of Monday morning humor. We need more of this instead some of the hateful 'blather' that we get from who you all know whom. some of the crap I see here reminds me of when I was in the used car business.



yeah the're all bad
just like Papis responses

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Nov 13, 2017 12:04:40   #
boatbob2
 
I heard the navy guys really,like to hot bunk,when theres someone already in the bunk...

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Nov 13, 2017 13:30:25   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
boatbob2 wrote:
I heard the navy guys really,like to hot bunk,when theres someone already in the bunk...


careful bb
someone might confuse you with a Marine

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Nov 14, 2017 02:02:51   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
badbobby wrote:
Man arrives home to be met at the door by his wife
crying,she blurted""that damned pharmacist insulted me,even after I had to call multiple times before he even answered his phone.I want you to go down there and demand that he apologize to me!"
So the man goes to the pharmacy and confronts the pharmacist and demands an explanation and an apology
But the pharmacist says"Please ,just let me tell you about my morning!To start the day,my alarm clock failed to go off,so I was late getting up.Being so late,I skipped breakfast and hurried to my car,only to find that I had locked both my car and house keys inside the house
I had to break a window to get inside and retrieve my keys.Then because I was so late I was driving too fast and got a speeding ticket.
Then three blocks from my store I had a blow-out.When I finally arrived at my store ,there was a line of folks waiting for me to open.
I started waiting on the customers and all the time the damn phone was ringing off the wall,so I said excuse me please,and answered the damn phone.But whoever it was had hung up.So I started waiting on the customers again and the damned phone started ringing again,Asking a customer to please wait just a minute ,I hurried to the phone,but before I could say Hello,whoever was calling hung up.
Then making change for a customer,I broke a roll of quarters on the cash register drawer,and they spilled all over the floor,and that damned phone starts ringing again,Getting on my hands and knees to pick up the quarters,I cracked my head on the cash register drawer when rising up,which caused me to stagger back against a showcase with perfume bottles on it.Half of them fell to the floor and broke,and that damned phone was ringing off the wall.
I finally staggered over to answer it.It was your wife --she wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer
Believe me mister ,all I did was tell her!!!!
Man arrives home to be met at the door by his wife... (show quote)



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