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Nov 12, 2017 08:52:28   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
Once and for all, I would like to clear up the misconceptions surrounding the presence of so-called Reptilians in our midst.
While these creatures are real, and here, a source who wishes to remain anonymous has revealed to this writer the true nature of the phenomenon.
These creatures do not wish to conquer us, or eat us for lunch. We are too valuable. You see, on their home planet of Zorg! it is a fairly common practice for the more well-to-do families to send their progeny, (cleverly disguised as humans) to Earth to pursue a career as a lawyer or politician for a few years. The consensus is that such an internship provides invaluable on-the-job training for these young ones on how to conduct themselves as proper reptiles; and ensures that on return to their planet, they will be able to take their rightful place and function as contributing members of Zorg!ian society.
I do hope this clears up any misconceptions and poorly informed speculations.

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Nov 12, 2017 09:11:20   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
Loki wrote:
Once and for all, I would like to clear up the misconceptions surrounding the presence of so-called Reptilians in our midst.
While these creatures are real, and here, a source who wishes to remain anonymous has revealed to this writer the true nature of the phenomenon.
These creatures do not wish to conquer us, or eat us for lunch. We are too valuable. You see, on their home planet of Zorg! it is a fairly common practice for the more well-to-do families to send their progeny, (cleverly disguised as humans) to Earth to pursue a career as a lawyer or politician for a few years. The consensus is that such an internship provides invaluable on-the-job training for these young ones on how to conduct themselves as proper reptiles; and ensures that on return to their planet, they will be able to take their rightful place and function as contributing members of Zorg!ian society.
I do hope this clears up any misconceptions and poorly informed speculations.
Once and for all, I would like to clear up the mis... (show quote)


Would you be kind enough to get me some Zorg rocks??

Are you positive the zorgians are not after our planet??

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Nov 12, 2017 09:12:08   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
Loki wrote:
Once and for all, I would like to clear up the misconceptions surrounding the presence of so-called Reptilians in our midst.
While these creatures are real, and here, a source who wishes to remain anonymous has revealed to this writer the true nature of the phenomenon.
These creatures do not wish to conquer us, or eat us for lunch. We are too valuable. You see, on their home planet of Zorg! it is a fairly common practice for the more well-to-do families to send their progeny, (cleverly disguised as humans) to Earth to pursue a career as a lawyer or politician for a few years. The consensus is that such an internship provides invaluable on-the-job training for these young ones on how to conduct themselves as proper reptiles; and ensures that on return to their planet, they will be able to take their rightful place and function as contributing members of Zorg!ian society.
I do hope this clears up any misconceptions and poorly informed speculations.
Once and for all, I would like to clear up the mis... (show quote)


How long is a year on their planet? I mean, is one of their years a decade on our planet?

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Nov 12, 2017 09:19:20   #
saltwind 78 Loc: Murrells Inlet, South Carolina
 
Loki, We finally agree on something.
Loki wrote:
Once and for all, I would like to clear up the misconceptions surrounding the presence of so-called Reptilians in our midst.
While these creatures are real, and here, a source who wishes to remain anonymous has revealed to this writer the true nature of the phenomenon.
These creatures do not wish to conquer us, or eat us for lunch. We are too valuable. You see, on their home planet of Zorg! it is a fairly common practice for the more well-to-do families to send their progeny, (cleverly disguised as humans) to Earth to pursue a career as a lawyer or politician for a few years. The consensus is that such an internship provides invaluable on-the-job training for these young ones on how to conduct themselves as proper reptiles; and ensures that on return to their planet, they will be able to take their rightful place and function as contributing members of Zorg!ian society.
I do hope this clears up any misconceptions and poorly informed speculations.
Once and for all, I would like to clear up the mis... (show quote)

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Nov 12, 2017 09:20:45   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
lindajoy wrote:
Would you be kind enough to get me some Zorg rocks??

Are you positive the zorgians are not after our planet??


I explained that it is too valuable as a training ground for proper reptilian behavior.

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Nov 12, 2017 09:22:57   #
Big dog
 
Loki wrote:
Once and for all, I would like to clear up the misconceptions surrounding the presence of so-called Reptilians in our midst.
While these creatures are real, and here, a source who wishes to remain anonymous has revealed to this writer the true nature of the phenomenon.
These creatures do not wish to conquer us, or eat us for lunch. We are too valuable. You see, on their home planet of Zorg! it is a fairly common practice for the more well-to-do families to send their progeny, (cleverly disguised as humans) to Earth to pursue a career as a lawyer or politician for a few years. The consensus is that such an internship provides invaluable on-the-job training for these young ones on how to conduct themselves as proper reptiles; and ensures that on return to their planet, they will be able to take their rightful place and function as contributing members of Zorg!ian society.
I do hope this clears up any misconceptions and poorly informed speculations.
Once and for all, I would like to clear up the mis... (show quote)


Do they keep people as pets ?

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Nov 12, 2017 09:25:38   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
Big dog wrote:
Do they keep people as pets ?


Only lawyers and politicians. In their exotic zoos, for educational purposes. Reptiles are interested in the life forms from which they evolved. (It is another common misconception that lawyers and politicians evolved from reptiles. It was actually the other way around.)

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Nov 12, 2017 09:34:10   #
glibona Loc: Nevada
 
Loki wrote:
Only lawyers and politicians. In their exotic zoos, for educational purposes. Reptiles are interested in the life forms from which they evolved. (It is another common misconception that lawyers and politicians evolved from reptiles. It was actually the other way around.)


So their life source here is the Swamp. ..right?

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Nov 12, 2017 09:36:56   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
glibona wrote:
So their life source here is the Swamp. ..right?


Another misconception leading to a misnomer. How the cesspool inside the Beltway became known as the "Swamp" remains a mystery.

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Nov 12, 2017 11:10:07   #
pafret Loc: Northeast
 
Loki wrote:
Only lawyers and politicians. In their exotic zoos, for educational purposes. Reptiles are interested in the life forms from which they evolved. (It is another common misconception that lawyers and politicians evolved from reptiles. It was actually the other way around.)


That has the ring of truth about it. I have often heard our politicians being referred to as "Snakes in the grass"

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Nov 12, 2017 12:07:17   #
Manning345 Loc: Richmond, Virginia
 
The insight here is astounding! I always thought I could discern an Alligator Attitude in something approaching half the politicians and lawyers I have had contact with. Thanks Loki.

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Nov 12, 2017 12:22:55   #
LAPhil Loc: Los Angeles, CA
 
Loki wrote:
Once and for all, I would like to clear up the misconceptions surrounding the presence of so-called Reptilians in our midst.
While these creatures are real, and here, a source who wishes to remain anonymous has revealed to this writer the true nature of the phenomenon.
These creatures do not wish to conquer us, or eat us for lunch. We are too valuable. You see, on their home planet of Zorg! it is a fairly common practice for the more well-to-do families to send their progeny, (cleverly disguised as humans) to Earth to pursue a career as a lawyer or politician for a few years. The consensus is that such an internship provides invaluable on-the-job training for these young ones on how to conduct themselves as proper reptiles; and ensures that on return to their planet, they will be able to take their rightful place and function as contributing members of Zorg!ian society.
I do hope this clears up any misconceptions and poorly informed speculations.
Once and for all, I would like to clear up the mis... (show quote)

"Don't get on that ship! 'To Serve Man'...is a cook book!"

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Nov 12, 2017 12:37:57   #
pafret Loc: Northeast
 
LAPhil wrote:
"Soylent Green is people!"


If you are a subway strap hanger you may have noticed some cars being darkened when you arrive at your station. Those cars were "harvested". Happy journey, enjoy your Russian Roulette daily commute..

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Nov 12, 2017 12:49:58   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Loki wrote:
Once and for all, I would like to clear up the misconceptions surrounding the presence of so-called Reptilians in our midst.
While these creatures are real, and here, a source who wishes to remain anonymous has revealed to this writer the true nature of the phenomenon.
These creatures do not wish to conquer us, or eat us for lunch. We are too valuable. You see, on their home planet of Zorg! it is a fairly common practice for the more well-to-do families to send their progeny, (cleverly disguised as humans) to Earth to pursue a career as a lawyer or politician for a few years. The consensus is that such an internship provides invaluable on-the-job training for these young ones on how to conduct themselves as proper reptiles; and ensures that on return to their planet, they will be able to take their rightful place and function as contributing members of Zorg!ian society.
I do hope this clears up any misconceptions and poorly informed speculations.
Once and for all, I would like to clear up the mis... (show quote)


I think you are mistaken Loki
my informants(FBI,CIA etc)tell me that the Zorgians are here to change us all into Democrats



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Nov 12, 2017 13:11:43   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
Loki wrote:
I explained that it is too valuable as a training ground for proper reptilian behavior.


I know you did but some of those being trained are a real concern ya know...

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