Acts 2:38
Nov 8, 2017 15:45:00 #
ACTS 2:38
You gotta love compassionate Christian Seniors.
A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church
services, when she was startled to see an intruder there.
She caught the man in the act of robbing her home
of its valuables and yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38!'
(Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ,
so that your sins may be forgiven.)
The burglar stopped in his tracks.
The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar,
“Why did you just stand there?
All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you.”
“Scripture?” replied the burglar.
“She said she had an Axe and Two 38s!”
SEND THIS TO SOMEONE WHO NEEDS A LAUGH TODAY
AND REMEMBER.
KNOWING SCRIPTURE CAN SAVE YOUR LIFE!
You gotta love compassionate Christian Seniors.
A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church
services, when she was startled to see an intruder there.
She caught the man in the act of robbing her home
of its valuables and yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38!'
(Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ,
so that your sins may be forgiven.)
The burglar stopped in his tracks.
The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar,
“Why did you just stand there?
All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you.”
“Scripture?” replied the burglar.
“She said she had an Axe and Two 38s!”
SEND THIS TO SOMEONE WHO NEEDS A LAUGH TODAY
AND REMEMBER.
KNOWING SCRIPTURE CAN SAVE YOUR LIFE!
Nov 8, 2017 16:29:05 #
AuntiE wrote:
ACTS 2:38 br br You gotta love compassionate Chr... (show quote)
Good one AntiE, I got a good chuckle out of that one.
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