badbobby Loc: texas

A Priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates
Ahead of him is Poppa Gringo
St Peter addresses Papi'Who are and what did you do in your life?
So that I may decide whether to let you in'
Papi answers'Well Pete ol buddy,after I was discharged from the Corps,
I became an airline pilot'
St Peter smiles and says'take this silken robe and this golden staff and enter Heaven
Then it's the Priest's turn,he stands erect and states'I'm Reverend Hopkins,and I've been the Pastor at St Marys for the last 46 years
St Peter smiles and says 'take this cotton robe and this wooden staff and enter Heaven
'Just a minute here 'protests the Reverend'That man was a mere Marine and a below average airline pilot,
and he gets a silk robe and a golden staff,and I only get a cotton robe and a wooden staff ???How can this be?
St Ptere replies'Up here we go by results.
When you preached most of your congregation slept
When he flew,everyone prayed!!!'

bahmer

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Wow, Salty had a secret life as a pilot that I didn't know about

'The Great Santini,' perhaps

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

I didn't know badbobby was aware of that truism. Bless his lol ol' cotton picken' heart.