Poppa Gringo the Lawyer
Nov 6, 2017 18:32:35 #
After serving his country in the Marines
Papi studied endlessly and passed the bar as a lawyer
Defending Slatten(a notorious ,light fingered thief) on a charge of burglary,
Papi came up with this creative defense
'My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles
now ,his arm is not the whole individual,and you must not punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his arm!'
'Well Poppa,'replied the judge'that is the most unique defense I have ever heard.
now using your logic,I sentence the defendants(Slatten) arm to two years in prison
The defendant can accompany the arm ,or not,as he so chooses!!'
Papi studied endlessly and passed the bar as a lawyer
Defending Slatten(a notorious ,light fingered thief) on a charge of burglary,
Papi came up with this creative defense
'My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles
now ,his arm is not the whole individual,and you must not punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his arm!'
'Well Poppa,'replied the judge'that is the most unique defense I have ever heard.
now using your logic,I sentence the defendants(Slatten) arm to two years in prison
The defendant can accompany the arm ,or not,as he so chooses!!'
Nov 6, 2017 18:38:14 #
Nov 6, 2017 19:10:16 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
After serving his country in the Marines br Papi s... (show quote)
I forget, BB. Was it my left or right arm that (allegedly
) was guilty
Nov 6, 2017 19:30:26 #
slatten49 wrote:
I forget, BB. Was it my left or right arm that (allegedly) was guilty
) was guiltywould it make any difference
you should have had a better lawyer
Nov 6, 2017 19:40:40 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
would it make any difference
you should have had a better lawyer
you should have had a better lawyer
Well, there goes my life-long quest to be ambidextrous.
Nov 7, 2017 07:22:46 #
slatten49 wrote:
Well, there goes my life-long quest to be ambidextrous.
Not to worry. I told the judge it was your "short" arm.
Nov 7, 2017 15:36:05 #
rjoeholl wrote:
Not to worry. I told the judge it was your "short" arm.
Slat has always been blessed
with a "short" arm rj
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