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Let us not be PC with this one huh folks . Take part . Add to it .

Nov 3, 2017 12:27:17 #

missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore

Forget PC... everyone deserves to be insulted.

Subject: World's shortest books

Mustn't forget these shorties:

100 years of German humor
Great Polish Inventors
Jewish Business Ethics
Famous French Bath Houses
Greeks Who Do Not Own Tennis Shoes
Italian War Heroes
The "Mexican Who's Who"
"The History of Hasidic Figure Skating" did not make the list but should be on the next review.

World's Shortest Books

MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
By Tiger Woods

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda
& Michelle Obama
Illustrated by Michael Moore
Foreword by George Soros
______________________________ __________

MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By "The Rev Jesse Jackson"
& "The Rev Al Sharpton"
______________________________ ________

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton
_________________

Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
_________________

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates
______________________________ ______

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman
______________________________ ___

THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
By Al Gore & John Kerry
______________________________ _______

GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
By Amelia Earhart
______________________________ ______

HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
By Dr. Jack Kevorkian
______________________________ ____

TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell
__________________

GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson
______________________________ ____

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

______________________________ _________

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
By O J. Simpson
______________________________ ___________

HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
By Ted Kennedy
________ _

MY BOOK ON MORALS
By Bill Clinton
With introduction by
The Rev. Jesse Jackson
and foreword by
Tiger Woods with John Edwards
______________________________ _____________________

HOW TO WIN A SUPER BOWL
BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS
______________________________ _____________________

AND, JUST ADDED:
My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
By Nancy Pelosi
______________________________ ____________

And the shortest book of all....

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
By Barack Obama

Nov 3, 2017 12:35:55 #

bahmer

missinglink wrote:

b Forget PC... everyone deserves to be insulted. ... (show quote)

I love all of them thanks a million.

Nov 3, 2017 12:52:45 #

Dr. Evil Loc: In Your Face

missinglink wrote:

b Forget PC... everyone deserves to be insulted. ... (show quote)

Just had to throw the Vikings in there didn't ya

Nov 3, 2017 13:04:18 #

badbobby Loc: texas

missinglink wrote:

b Forget PC... everyone deserves to be insulted. ... (show quote)

My complete knowledge of military strategy
by Nancy Pelosi---LOL

all good
but I really like that one

Nov 4, 2017 06:15:36 #

billy a Loc: South Florida

You folks are flat-out FANTASTIC ! This was the first thing I looked at this morning...it's going to be a great day ! Thank you.

Nov 4, 2017 06:57:23 #

bggamers Loc: georgia

missinglink wrote:

b Forget PC... everyone deserves to be insulted. ... (show quote)

MY MY I think you covered them all

Nov 4, 2017 07:47:14 #

out of the woods Loc: to hell and gone New York State

bggamers wrote:

MY MY I think you covered them all

No he forgot blondes, I have the dubious distintion of being both polish and blonde, so whenever I do something dumb, I have a handy excuse. Those were very funny though, thanks! And Irish, you forgot Irish, being half Irish, I am now insulted and what do I do when insulted? I think Ill petition for a handicap parking space, quite a challege, being dumb and drunk....

Nov 4, 2017 09:35:23 #