mongo wrote:
A venomous pet snake, a pissed off pet scorpion, a hungry lion, jumping from 3000 feet without a parachute...
SEMPER FI
A fart while suffering a bad case of diarrhea.
A dentist with brown chiclet teeth.
A prostate exam from Edward Scissorhands.
A blind date from "Jihadi Match".
A bowl of spaghetti that's moving.