Trying to keep it all inside...
Oct 20, 2017 19:37:05 #
A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night.
She was still feeling bloated from lunch, so she was fearful of farting in front of her date, who hadn’t arrived yet.
It wasn’t long before she actually did let one out, but she managed to cover up the sound with a fake cough.
She continued waiting for her date to arrive, but wanted to make sure everything was perfect.
As she bends down in her chair to get the mirror from her purse, she accidentally farts quite loudly just as the waiter walks up.
Sitting up straight now, embarrassed and red faced, knowing everyone in the place heard her, she turns to the waiter and demands "Stop that!"
The waiter looks at her dryly and says "Certainly, madam. Which way was it headed?"
She was still feeling bloated from lunch, so she was fearful of farting in front of her date, who hadn’t arrived yet.
It wasn’t long before she actually did let one out, but she managed to cover up the sound with a fake cough.
She continued waiting for her date to arrive, but wanted to make sure everything was perfect.
As she bends down in her chair to get the mirror from her purse, she accidentally farts quite loudly just as the waiter walks up.
Sitting up straight now, embarrassed and red faced, knowing everyone in the place heard her, she turns to the waiter and demands "Stop that!"
The waiter looks at her dryly and says "Certainly, madam. Which way was it headed?"
Oct 20, 2017 19:41:19 #
Oct 20, 2017 21:15:05 #
proud republican wrote:
What a cleaver fart joke, I bet you were the class clown in second grade img src="https://static.onepoliticalplaza.com/ima... (show quote)
Oct 20, 2017 21:17:26 #
proud republican
Loc: RED CALIFORNIA
Kevyn wrote:
What a cleaver fart joke, I bet you were the class clown in second grade
No, but i bet you were, because you still are.....
Oct 20, 2017 21:58:15 #
proud republican wrote:
No, but i bet you were, because you still are.....
She never matriculated beyond the second grade. She was still in second grade when they booted her out when she turned 18.
Oct 20, 2017 22:03:18 #
Oct 20, 2017 22:49:16 #
Coos Bay Tom
Loc: coos bay oregon
PoppaGringo wrote:
Thought she pulled that one offA very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine... (show quote)
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