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BadBobby, PoppaGringo, Slatten49 & The Taxi Driver
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Oct 20, 2017 10:58:19   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
BadBobby, PoppaGringo & Slatten49 entered a taxi after a heavy night of drinking.

Immediately realizing that the three men were inebriated, the driver quickly thought up a plan to get rid of them.

He started the engine, turned it off again and said: “We have reached your destination".

“Alright pal, here you go,” said PoppaGringo as he gave him the money.

Slatten49 thanked him enthusiastically.

Then, BadBobby slapped him across the face with brute force.

"What was that for?" Yelled the surprised driver, thinking he was caught.

BB screamed, "Next time don't go so fast! You nearly killed us!"

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Oct 20, 2017 11:22:37   #
Lonewolf
 
That was a good one thanks



quote=slatten49]BadBobby, PoppaGringo & Slatten49 entered a taxi after a heavy night of drinking.

Immediately realizing that the three men were inebriated, the driver quickly thought up a plan to get rid of them.

He started the engine, turned it off again and said: “We have reached your destination".

“Alright pal, here you go,” said PoppaGringo as he gave him the money.

Slatten49 thanked him enthusiastically.

Then, BadBobby slapped him across the face with brute force.

"What was that for?" Yelled the surprised driver, thinking he was caught.

BB screamed, "Next time don't go so fast! You nearly killed us!" [/quote]

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Oct 20, 2017 11:32:19   #
missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore
 
Must have taken a sizable amount of whiskey to inebriate such an experienced man .
Or is this story a fable of sorts ?

slatten49 wrote:
BadBobby, PoppaGringo & Slatten49 entered a taxi after a heavy night of drinking.

Immediately realizing that the three men were inebriated, the driver quickly thought up a plan to get rid of them.

He started the engine, turned it off again and said: “We have reached your destination".

“Alright pal, here you go,” said PoppaGringo as he gave him the money.

Slatten49 thanked him enthusiastically.

Then, BadBobby slapped him across the face with brute force.

"What was that for?" Yelled the surprised driver, thinking he was caught.

BB screamed, "Next time don't go so fast! You nearly killed us!"
BadBobby, PoppaGringo & Slatten49 entered a ta... (show quote)

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Oct 20, 2017 11:45:03   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
missinglink wrote:
Must have taken a sizable amount of whiskey to inebriate such an experienced man .
Or is this story a fable of sorts ?

Not sure, as I can't remember that night.

I heard about it.

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Oct 20, 2017 11:58:58   #
sisboombaa
 
missinglink wrote:
Must have taken a sizable amount of whiskey to inebriate such an experienced man .
Or is this story a fable of sorts ?


It's a true story. I know. The cab driver was me. Got even though, PappaGringo gave me a hundred dollar bill and I gave him change for a 20; he even tipped me 10 dollars. Damn, can't stand drunks when I'm sober. But they do provide me with a good tax free income so I can afford the best brands of booze.

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Oct 20, 2017 12:01:01   #
missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore
 
slatten49 wrote:
Not sure, as I can't remember that night.

I heard about it.

Says you !! I get it . Mums the word
Says you !! I get it . Mums the word...

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Oct 20, 2017 12:03:26   #
missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore
 
Bet you thought twice while cleaning up what they had left behind .

sisboombaa wrote:
It's a true story. I know. The cab driver was me. Got even though, PappaGringo gave me a hundred dollar bill and I gave him change for a 20; he even tipped me 10 dollars. Damn, can't stand drunks when I'm sober. But they do provide me with a good tax free income so I can afford the best brands of booze.

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Oct 20, 2017 12:05:37   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
sisboombaa wrote:
It's a true story. I know. The cab driver was me. Got even though, PappaGringo gave me a hundred dollar bill and I gave him change for a 20; he even tipped me 10 dollars. Damn, can't stand drunks when I'm sober. But they do provide me with a good tax free income so I can afford the best brands of booze.

I take that as verification of my story

The surprising thing is that BB didn't pay the fare, as he is used to handing out cash...generally at the poker table.

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Oct 20, 2017 12:36:23   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
slatten49 wrote:
BadBobby, PoppaGringo & Slatten49 entered a taxi after a heavy night of drinking.

Immediately realizing that the three men were inebriated, the driver quickly thought up a plan to get rid of them.

He started the engine, turned it off again and said: “We have reached your destination".

“Alright pal, here you go,” said PoppaGringo as he gave him the money.

Slatten49 thanked him enthusiastically.

Then, BadBobby slapped him across the face with brute force.

"What was that for?" Yelled the surprised driver, thinking he was caught.

BB screamed, "Next time don't go so fast! You nearly killed us!"
BadBobby, PoppaGringo & Slatten49 entered a ta... (show quote)


I enjoy hearing about your exploits (belly busters)!

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Oct 20, 2017 12:48:06   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
BearK wrote:
I enjoy hearing about your exploits (belly busters)!

Salty & BB often lead me astray.


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Oct 20, 2017 12:53:10   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
MissingLink, that guy in your "mum's the word" video looks suspiciously like BB in his youth.

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Oct 20, 2017 13:03:07   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
slatten49 wrote:
I take that as verification of my story

The surprising thing is that BB didn't pay the fare, as he is used to handing out cash...generally at the poker table.


BB tried to pay the cabbie but he refused to take an IOU from bb.

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Oct 20, 2017 13:16:04   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
BadBobby, PoppaGringo & Slatten49 entered a taxi after a heavy night of drinking.

Immediately realizing that the three men were inebriated, the driver quickly thought up a plan to get rid of them.

He started the engine, turned it off again and said: “We have reached your destination".

“Alright pal, here you go,” said PoppaGringo as he gave him the money.

Slatten49 thanked him enthusiastically.

Then, BadBobby slapped him across the face with brute force.

"What was that for?" Yelled the surprised driver, thinking he was caught.

BB screamed, "Next time don't go so fast! You nearly killed us!"
BadBobby, PoppaGringo & Slatten49 entered a ta... (show quote)



of course you made me the dumbest


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Oct 20, 2017 13:17:03   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
BB tried to pay the cabbie but he refused to take an IOU from bb.


yeah he figgered I was trying to foist off some of yours

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Oct 20, 2017 13:17:22   #
missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore
 
Hey now . What are friends for ??

badbobby wrote:
of course you made me the dumbest


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