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Oct 19, 2017 12:58:20   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her.

"My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of love for your fellow creatures and your actions and prayers are always for the benefit of others. I have come to you, not only to thank and commend you, but to grant you anything you wish," said God.

"Dear Heavenly Father, I am perfectly happy and am doing what I love. I lack for nothing. I feel content in all ways," said the nun.

"There must be something you would have of me," said God.

"Well, there is one thing," she said. "Just name it," said God. "It's those blonde jokes. They are so demeaning to blondes everywhere, not just to me. I would like for blonde jokes to stop."

"Consider it done," said God. "Blonde jokes shall be stricken from the minds of humans everywhere. But surely there is something that I could do just for you."

"There is one thing. But it's really small, and not worth your time," said the nun.

"Name it. Please," said God.

"It's the M&M's," said the nun. "They're so hard to peel."

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Oct 19, 2017 13:07:23   #
proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her.

"My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of love for your fellow creatures and your actions and prayers are always for the benefit of others. I have come to you, not only to thank and commend you, but to grant you anything you wish," said God.

"Dear Heavenly Father, I am perfectly happy and am doing what I love. I lack for nothing. I feel content in all ways," said the nun.

"There must be something you would have of me," said God.

"Well, there is one thing," she said. "Just name it," said God. "It's those blonde jokes. They are so demeaning to blondes everywhere, not just to me. I would like for blonde jokes to stop."

"Consider it done," said God. "Blonde jokes shall be stricken from the minds of humans everywhere. But surely there is something that I could do just for you."

"There is one thing. But it's really small, and not worth your time," said the nun.

"Name it. Please," said God.

"It's the M&M's," said the nun. "They're so hard to peel."
One night a blonde nun was praying in her room whe... (show quote)


Two blondes were driving to Disneyland...Freeway sign said..Disneyland left...So disappointed they turned around and went home....Sorry Poppa couldnt help it...lol

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Oct 19, 2017 14:08:36   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her.

"My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of love for your fellow creatures and your actions and prayers are always for the benefit of others. I have come to you, not only to thank and commend you, but to grant you anything you wish," said God.

"Dear Heavenly Father, I am perfectly happy and am doing what I love. I lack for nothing. I feel content in all ways," said the nun.

"There must be something you would have of me," said God.

"Well, there is one thing," she said. "Just name it," said God. "It's those blonde jokes. They are so demeaning to blondes everywhere, not just to me. I would like for blonde jokes to stop."

"Consider it done," said God. "Blonde jokes shall be stricken from the minds of humans everywhere. But surely there is something that I could do just for you."

"There is one thing. But it's really small, and not worth your time," said the nun.

"Name it. Please," said God.

"It's the M&M's," said the nun. "They're so hard to peel."
One night a blonde nun was praying in her room whe... (show quote)

I have the same damn problem with Reese's Pieces

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Oct 19, 2017 14:09:36   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
proud republican wrote:
Two blondes were driving to Disneyland...Freeway sign said..Disneyland left...So disappointed they turned around and went home....Sorry Poppa couldnt help it...lol

Those two probably headed east all the way to Disney World in Orlando.

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Oct 19, 2017 18:17:32   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her.

"My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of love for your fellow creatures and your actions and prayers are always for the benefit of others. I have come to you, not only to thank and commend you, but to grant you anything you wish," said God.

"Dear Heavenly Father, I am perfectly happy and am doing what I love. I lack for nothing. I feel content in all ways," said the nun.

"There must be something you would have of me," said God.

"Well, there is one thing," she said. "Just name it," said God. "It's those blonde jokes. They are so demeaning to blondes everywhere, not just to me. I would like for blonde jokes to stop."

"Consider it done," said God. "Blonde jokes shall be stricken from the minds of humans everywhere. But surely there is something that I could do just for you."

"There is one thing. But it's really small, and not worth your time," said the nun.

"Name it. Please," said God.

"It's the M&M's," said the nun. "They're so hard to peel."
One night a blonde nun was praying in her room whe... (show quote)


I just quit buying them for Mrs. B. She throws at least half of them away because they have "W's" on them.

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Oct 19, 2017 18:20:14   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
archie bunker wrote:
I just quit buying them for Mrs. B. She throws at least half of them away because they have "W's" on them.

If I remember correctly, Arch, your wife is a blonde...isn't she

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Oct 19, 2017 18:26:06   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
If I remember correctly, Arch, your wife is a blonde...isn't she


Yeah....and she's one of those who doesn't go to to the trouble to dye the roots of her hair dark.

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Oct 19, 2017 18:32:42   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
archie bunker wrote:
Yeah....and she's one of those who doesn't go to to the trouble to dye the roots of her hair dark.

I saw nothing, and will say nothing next time I gaze upon her loveliness, though I may mention your bringing it up

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Oct 20, 2017 12:35:32   #
boatbob2
 
Show us a photo,show us a photo,its been a LONG time since I saw a blonde that didnt dye the hair roots black (tongue in cheek)

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Oct 20, 2017 14:19:22   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her.

"My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of love for your fellow creatures and your actions and prayers are always for the benefit of others. I have come to you, not only to thank and commend you, but to grant you anything you wish," said God.

"Dear Heavenly Father, I am perfectly happy and am doing what I love. I lack for nothing. I feel content in all ways," said the nun.

"There must be something you would have of me," said God.

"Well, there is one thing," she said. "Just name it," said God. "It's those blonde jokes. They are so demeaning to blondes everywhere, not just to me. I would like for blonde jokes to stop."

"Consider it done," said God. "Blonde jokes shall be stricken from the minds of humans everywhere. But surely there is something that I could do just for you."

"There is one thing. But it's really small, and not worth your time," said the nun.

"Name it. Please," said God.

"It's the M&M's," said the nun. "They're so hard to peel."
One night a blonde nun was praying in her room whe... (show quote)





well Papi
you have reached the pinnacle
please take the front seat for the rest of the week
you have certainly earned it
course there's just today and tomorrow
but who knows
maybe there won't be any more jokes next week


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Oct 20, 2017 14:21:05   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
I have the same damn problem with Reese's Pieces



of course
I mean
your being a Marine--and all

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Oct 20, 2017 16:59:29   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
well Papi
you have reached the pinnacle
please take the front seat for the rest of the week
you have certainly earned it
course there's just today and tomorrow
but who knows
maybe there won't be any more jokes next week

well Papi br you have reached the pinnacle br plea... (show quote)


Gracias mi amigo. Your generosity overwhelms me.

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Oct 20, 2017 23:33:26   #
teabag09
 
Slatten, with that you need to pay Poppa. At least give him back the IOU's. Mike
slatten49 wrote:
I have the same damn problem with Reese's Pieces

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Oct 21, 2017 14:01:45   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Gracias mi amigo. Your generosity overwhelms me.


por nada

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Oct 21, 2017 14:04:47   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Gracias mi amigo. Your generosity overwhelms me.


por nada

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