rjoeholl

The person who first set foot on the land we call the Americas was a Russian Cro-magnon who got all juiced up one night on some berries that had "turned". Reliable reports say that after a few handfuls he got all excited and jumped up and down. His left foot slipped and his ass hit the ground. Out cold! The rest of his group, repulsed that he was soused again, decided to just leave him there to sleep it off. About two A.M. he awoke to the sound of something sniffing in his ear. No!.....it wasn't sniffing, it was snorfing! Opening one eye he glimpsed a ("Aw, shit") giant cave bear and before you could say "shug baa liffel" (which is CM for "Ahhhhhhh!!!" his feet were moving. Well, the bear gave chase but discovered that he couldn't move his left two feet (he dined from the same berry patch) so he kept running around in circles to the left. Now, Gormf (that's our hero) didn't know this because he never looked back. He just kept hoofing it. In his limited language it was called Phorst Gumping. After about twenty-six days he finally stopped and thought "Amm ari caa" which meant "My ass is tired". So, there you have it, folks, the discovery of America. You can take it to the bank.

moldyoldy

meridianlesilie Loc: mars

yeah well i dont think we will be able to make fun of him anymore or anyone for that matter new rules see it

Radiance3

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Muslims started slavery by selling blacks slaves in Africa, to the Muslims and to the West. In the Middle East, after about 638 AD, the armies of Mohammad from the Arabia came, plundered and invaded Jerusalem. The armies of Mohammad, killed the Christians, enslaved, and raped the women, those few left were enslaved and required to pay the highest tax.

Until now, Muslims owned slaves. They kill them after they get old and could no longer serve them. They require slaves to serve without paying them. Often times, for female slaves, the Muslims rape them. They confiscate their passports so that they could not escape. Those abuses have been reported by many poor countries whose citizens were deceived and applied for jobs in the Arabian, only to find out that the jobs offered were for slavery.

Arabs sold slaves in caravans during the early 1200 centuries. They have sold about 11 million to 12 million slaves.

During the 1500's, those slaves sold by Muslims to the West were lucky. Eventually they were given the freedom and liberty similar to everybody. These slaves sold to the Western Christian compassionate countries were extremely lucky. Later on, they have all the benefits of equality, of the God given gift of life, liberty, and pursuits of happiness.

All peoples who came to America have the same benefits to succeed. From all walks of life, from every corners of the world, tens to hundreds of millions came, received abundant blessings in the pursuit of life, liberty, and happiness. They worked very hard and struggled and succeeded.

But those who refuse to work, but instead complained, until now wine, continue to complain, free load, commit violence, kill, riot, and rebel against others who strived to achieve. Perhaps their brains do not function well, but loaded with that mentality of oppression, and violence.

Their brothers who earn multi million dollars using their huge bodies in sports, take the knee, as role models of resistance for their people. They should have been role models to help their people positively to achieve. Challenge them for the positive changes. For nothing could be gained in violence but disasters.

kemmer

Siberians entered North America 25-50,000 years ago, despite the fact that fundamentalists claim Adam 'n' Eve wandered on the scene 6000 years ago.

meridianlesilie Loc: mars

hhhmmm we should have god put up a sign sign in if you are the 1st to see america well to late ..

kemmer

[Sigh].

meridianlesilie Loc: mars

i did say we could ask god when we get there but my p. messed it up so i deleted that part

fidelis

No recognized evidence Columbus ever reached North America. Much evidence has been unearthed that the Chinese fished along the west coast long before any white occupiers.

KiraSeer2016

Okay. You get the award for "The Most Creative" story of the founding of America.

KiraSeer2016

Uhhhhh...did you not hear: slavery began a long time before the Noble Prophet (Peace Be Upon Him) was ever born.

American-Stupid.

Radiance3

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Right they all started in the Arabian peninsula in caravans, then Mohammad enlarged the practice as their means of trade and business.

They must be one of your ancestors. Then the SAVAGE Muslims multiplied it all over the world, starting from the African countries. Until now Muslims practice savageries in the Middle East.

kemmer

Duh! No kidding?

Loki Loc: Georgia

Mine was better, because mine had Sasquatch in it.

KiraSeer2016

Did I not just say you are engaging in American-Stupid practices? And you believe you are smart in proving it to me?