slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

A is for apple, and B is for boat,

That used to be right, but now it won't float!

Age before beauty is what we once said,

But let's be a bit more realistic instead.

THE ALPHABET FOR SENIORS:

A's for arthritis,

B's the bad back,

C's the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac?

D is for dental decay and decline,

E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!

F is for fissures and fluid retention,

G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.

H is for high blood pressure - I'd rather it low;

I for incisions with scars you can show.

J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,

K is for knees that crack when they bend.

L 's for libido, what happened to sex?

M is for memory, I forget what comes next.

N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;

O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!

P's for prescriptions, I have quite a few,

just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!

Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?

R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.

S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,

T is for Tinnitus, bells in my ears!

U is for urinary, troubles with flow,

V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.

W for worry, now what's going 'round?

X is for X ray, and what might be found.

Y for another year I'm left here behind,

Z is for zest I still have - in my mind!

wings Loc: Georgia

Maybe we should be called the A-Z people

Babsan

Just about right on.The sad part we all get there some sooner some later.

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

Oh yeah? wanna alphabet?

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Instigator...go to Sesame Street.

They'll give you all you can handle...alphabet, that is.

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

I prefer mine in soup. That way, when I can't spell stuff.........I can turn it into doodoo. Come to think of it, I turn everything I eat into poop. Huh, I'm sure there's a lesson here somewhere.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

That is a disgustingly crappy reply, Doc. Shocking, actually.

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

I'm starting a new movement...............I hope I make it to the bathroom before it arrives. uh oh, too late.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I hope everything came out all right.

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

I live the alphabet on a daily basis.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Salty, the fact that you are here and capable of reciting it is a blessing for all of us.

America 1 Loc: South Miami

I get the poopture, wish I didn't.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

They say a poopture is worth a 1000 turds, so..................

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Refrain from the pooptography, Doc.