Two rednecks and a weed eater: Two rednecks, Skeeter and Bubba, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Skeeter turns to Bubba and says, “You know, I'm tired of going through...

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Two rednecks and a weed eater

Sep 14, 2017 13:05:54 #

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Two rednecks, Skeeter and Bubba, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Skeeter turns to Bubba and says, “You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to Community College and sign up for some classes.”

Bubba thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Skeeter goes down to the college and meets Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, history, and Logic.

'Logic?' Skeeter says. 'What 's that?'

The dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?'
'Yeah.'

'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard.'
'That's true , I do have a yard .'

'I'm not done,' the dean says. 'Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house.'
'Yes, I do have a house.' '

And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family.'
'Yes, I have a family.'

'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be heterosexual.'

'I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater.'

Excited to take the class now, Skeeter shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Bubba at the bar.

He tells Bubba about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.

'Logic?' Bubba says, 'What's that?'

Skeeter says, 'I'll give you an example. “Do you have a weedeater?”

“No”

“Then you're a queer.”[/quote]

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Sep 14, 2017 13:41:11 #

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

[quote=PoppaGringo]Two rednecks, Skeeter and Bubba, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Skeeter turns to Bubba and says, “You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to Community College and sign up for some classes.”

Bubba thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Skeeter goes down to the college and meets Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, history, and Logic.

'Logic?' Skeeter says. 'What 's that?'

The dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?'
'Yeah.'

'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard.'
'That's true , I do have a yard .'

'I'm not done,' the dean says. 'Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house.'
'Yes, I do have a house.' '

And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family.'
'Yes, I have a family.'

'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be heterosexual.'

'I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater.'

Excited to take the class now, Skeeter shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Bubba at the bar.

He tells Bubba about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.

'Logic?' Bubba says, 'What's that?'

Skeeter says, 'I'll give you an example. “Do you have a weedeater?”

“No”

“Then you're a queer.”

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