Should I be worried?
Sep 14, 2017 11:57:36 #
I turned on my computer this morning. There was a message on the screen. It said worship me, or two plus two will equal three. 
Sep 14, 2017 12:18:36 #
Mr Bombastic wrote:
I turned on my computer this morning. There was a message on the screen. It said worship me, or two plus two will equal three.
"Long live Big Brother" "Long live Big Brother" "Long live Big Brother" "Long live Big Brother"
(Orwell 1984)
Sep 14, 2017 12:23:15 #
Sep 14, 2017 13:09:09 #
Mr Bombastic wrote:
I turned on my computer this morning. There was a message on the screen. It said worship me, or two plus two will equal three.
one or the other of you
either your computer
or yourself
needs help MrB
I recommend that you contact Poppa gringo and Slatten immediately
I'm sure the three of you would rate a discount at the Shrink's office
Sep 14, 2017 13:47:58 #
badbobby wrote:
one or the other of you
either your computer
or yourself
needs help MrB
I recommend that you contact Poppa gringo and Slatten immediately
I'm sure the three of you would rate a discount at the Shrink's office
either your computer
or yourself
needs help MrB
I recommend that you contact Poppa gringo and Slatten immediately
I'm sure the three of you would rate a discount at the Shrink's office
I find it disturbing that you would lump me with a couple of jarheads. You're on your own now. I unfriend you.
Sep 14, 2017 15:25:48 #
Mr Bombastic wrote:
I find it disturbing that you would lump me with a couple of jarheads. You're on your own now. I unfriend you.
dam
I just wasn't thinking clearly Mr B
please overlook my post
I would never knowingly link someone to Slat and Papi
well.another Marine I might
Sep 14, 2017 15:44:57 #
badbobby wrote:
dam
I just wasn't thinking clearly Mr B
please overlook my post
I would never knowingly link someone to Slat and Papi
well.another Marine I might
I just wasn't thinking clearly Mr B
please overlook my post
I would never knowingly link someone to Slat and Papi
well.another Marine I might
I'll consider forgiving you. After all, it was a grievous insult.
Sep 15, 2017 05:26:33 #
Mr Bombastic wrote:
I turned on my computer this morning. There was a message on the screen. It said worship me, or two plus two will equal three.
Of course you should be worried. Is there anything worse than two plus two equaling three? Well is there?
Sep 15, 2017 05:28:30 #
sisboombaa wrote:
Of course you should be worried. Is there anything worse than two plus two equaling three? Well is there?
There are countless things that could go wrong if that happened. I mean, how would that affect your paycheck? Your retirement. The length of your d...uh...never mind.
Sep 15, 2017 05:47:03 #
Mr Bombastic wrote:
There are countless things that could go wrong if that happened. I mean, how would that affect your paycheck? Your retirement. The length of your d...uh...never mind.
Sorry I'm not the type to worry. If life deals me a major blow, at the highest emotional level I may become concerned. However I have never been threatened with two plus two equals three as you have been. Good God man, what are you going to do?
Sep 15, 2017 11:00:51 #
sisboombaa wrote:
Sorry I'm not the type to worry. If life deals me a major blow, at the highest emotional level I may become concerned. However I have never been threatened with two plus two equals three as you have been. Good God man, what are you going to do?
You're all missing the point. This isn't about two plus two. My computer, formerly a faithful servant, is making demands. Can the Terminator by far behind?
Sep 15, 2017 11:36:20 #
Mr Bombastic wrote:
You're all missing the point. This isn't about two plus two. My computer, formerly a faithful servant, is making demands. Can the Terminator by far behind?
mayhaps I can swing you a discount at my shrink Mr B
Sep 15, 2017 13:07:30 #
badbobby wrote:
mayhaps I can swing you a discount at my shrink Mr B
Shut up, you old fart.
Sep 15, 2017 14:10:55 #
Mr Bombastic wrote:
You're all missing the point. This isn't about two plus two. My computer, formerly a faithful servant, is making demands. Can the Terminator by far behind?
Oh, now I think I understand your situation. You have an evil genie living in your computer. So do I. But I have an understanding with the genie, if he/she iterates me too often I can destroy it's residence with a large hammer and it will have to move on; perhaps to another computer. Or perhaps the garbage dump. As a result it's trickery only goes so far. Please feel free to follow my example if you think it will work for you. Good luck friend. Know that I wish you well.
Sep 15, 2017 14:19:49 #
Mr Bombastic wrote:
Shut up, you old fart.
Please be nice to Badbobby. He knows he is an old fart, we all are and all know it so there is no reason to rub it in. We all need all the love of friendship that we can get. Besides friendship love pisses off computer genies.
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