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crumpled up fifty thousand dollar bill
Sep 12, 2017 13:21:26   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
In a seductive voice she asked her husband;"Have you ever seen a crumpled up ten dollar bill?"
"Well,no,I don't think so"He replied
She gave him a sexy smile,unbuttoned the top three buttons of her blouse,reached in past the cleavage and pulled out a crumpled up ten dollar bill.
He took the tenner and smiled approvingly
She then asked him;"Have you ever seen a crumpled up hundred dollar bill"?
"Uh,no,I haven't" ,he replied
She gave him another sexy smile,pulled up her skirt,seductively reached inside her silky panties and pulled out a crumpled hundred dollar bill
He took the hundred and started breathing hard in anticipation
"Now"she said ,with a sultry look in her eyes'Have you ever seen a fifty thousand dollar bill all crumpled up"?"No'He said,even more excited now
"Then go look in the garage !"She said



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Sep 12, 2017 14:06:32   #
Carol Kelly
 
badbobby wrote:
In a seductive voice she asked her husband;"Have you ever seen a crumpled up ten dollar bill?"
"Well,no,I don't think so"He replied
She gave him a sexy smile,unbuttoned the top three buttons of her blouse,reached in past the cleavage and pulled out a crumpled up ten dollar bill.
He took the tenner and smiled approvingly
She then asked him;"Have you ever seen a crumpled up hundred dollar bill"?
"Uh,no,I haven't" ,he replied
She gave him another sexy smile,pulled up her skirt,seductively reached inside her silky panties and pulled out a crumpled hundred dollar bill
He took the hundred and started breathing hard in anticipation
"Now"she said ,with a sultry look in her eyes'Have you ever seen a fifty thousand dollar bill all crumpled up"?"No'He said,even more excited now
"Then go look in the garage !"She said
In a seductive voice she asked her husband;"H... (show quote)

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Sep 12, 2017 14:06:58   #
Carol Kelly
 
Good. Surprise ending.

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Sep 12, 2017 14:13:03   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
In a seductive voice she asked her husband;"Have you ever seen a crumpled up ten dollar bill?"
"Well,no,I don't think so"He replied
She gave him a sexy smile,unbuttoned the top three buttons of her blouse,reached in past the cleavage and pulled out a crumpled up ten dollar bill.
He took the tenner and smiled approvingly
She then asked him;"Have you ever seen a crumpled up hundred dollar bill"?
"Uh,no,I haven't" ,he replied
She gave him another sexy smile,pulled up her skirt,seductively reached inside her silky panties and pulled out a crumpled hundred dollar bill
He took the hundred and started breathing hard in anticipation
"Now"she said ,with a sultry look in her eyes'Have you ever seen a fifty thousand dollar bill all crumpled up"?"No'He said,even more excited now
"Then go look in the garage !"She said
In a seductive voice she asked her husband;"H... (show quote)


To funny thanks.

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Sep 13, 2017 16:10:13   #
Big dog
 
badbobby wrote:
In a seductive voice she asked her husband;"Have you ever seen a crumpled up ten dollar bill?"
"Well,no,I don't think so"He replied
She gave him a sexy smile,unbuttoned the top three buttons of her blouse,reached in past the cleavage and pulled out a crumpled up ten dollar bill.
He took the tenner and smiled approvingly
She then asked him;"Have you ever seen a crumpled up hundred dollar bill"?
"Uh,no,I haven't" ,he replied
She gave him another sexy smile,pulled up her skirt,seductively reached inside her silky panties and pulled out a crumpled hundred dollar bill
He took the hundred and started breathing hard in anticipation
"Now"she said ,with a sultry look in her eyes'Have you ever seen a fifty thousand dollar bill all crumpled up"?"No'He said,even more excited now
"Then go look in the garage !"She said
In a seductive voice she asked her husband;"H... (show quote)


Where DO you get the time ?

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Sep 13, 2017 16:29:06   #
GmanTerry
 
badbobby wrote:
In a seductive voice she asked her husband;"Have you ever seen a crumpled up ten dollar bill?"
"Well,no,I don't think so"He replied
She gave him a sexy smile,unbuttoned the top three buttons of her blouse,reached in past the cleavage and pulled out a crumpled up ten dollar bill.
He took the tenner and smiled approvingly
She then asked him;"Have you ever seen a crumpled up hundred dollar bill"?
"Uh,no,I haven't" ,he replied
She gave him another sexy smile,pulled up her skirt,seductively reached inside her silky panties and pulled out a crumpled hundred dollar bill
He took the hundred and started breathing hard in anticipation
"Now"she said ,with a sultry look in her eyes'Have you ever seen a fifty thousand dollar bill all crumpled up"?"No'He said,even more excited now
"Then go look in the garage !"She said
In a seductive voice she asked her husband;"H... (show quote)


Excellent analogy.

Semper Fi

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Sep 13, 2017 19:04:19   #
goofball Loc: timbucktoo
 
Outch!😂

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Sep 13, 2017 19:48:34   #
Louie27 Loc: Peoria, AZ
 
badbobby wrote:
In a seductive voice she asked her husband;"Have you ever seen a crumpled up ten dollar bill?"
"Well,no,I don't think so"He replied
She gave him a sexy smile,unbuttoned the top three buttons of her blouse,reached in past the cleavage and pulled out a crumpled up ten dollar bill.
He took the tenner and smiled approvingly
She then asked him;"Have you ever seen a crumpled up hundred dollar bill"?
"Uh,no,I haven't" ,he replied
She gave him another sexy smile,pulled up her skirt,seductively reached inside her silky panties and pulled out a crumpled hundred dollar bill
He took the hundred and started breathing hard in anticipation
"Now"she said ,with a sultry look in her eyes'Have you ever seen a fifty thousand dollar bill all crumpled up"?"No'He said,even more excited now
"Then go look in the garage !"She said
In a seductive voice she asked her husband;"H... (show quote)


Great punch line!!

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