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Deer Hunting Question
Sep 4, 2017 09:13:22   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
Deer Hunting Question

Looking forward to hunting season but I do have a question.

If I shoot a buck, but I only have a doe tag, can I claim that the buck wasn't really a doe?

I mean … maybe he'd always wanted to be a doe, but with no choice of his own he was born with the physical attributes of a male. And yet … on the inside he'd always known he was truly a female.

I'm just wondering if I can get the game warden to buy that bullshit, because society and the Supreme Court do.

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Sep 4, 2017 09:31:54   #
plainlogic
 
Carry extra set of antlers and a drill. It may look funny, but no more funnier than what'
out there..

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Sep 4, 2017 09:44:48   #
Gatsby
 
That reminded me of an experiance growing up on a farm.

We had a fine angus bull that decided his inner self was really a cow, turned out that he/she/it was hamburger.

Oldsailor65 wrote:
Deer Hunting Question

Looking forward to hunting season but I do have a question.

If I shoot a buck, but I only have a doe tag, can I claim that the buck wasn't really a doe?

I mean … maybe he'd always wanted to be a doe, but with no choice of his own he was born with the physical attributes of a male. And yet … on the inside he'd always known he was truly a female.

I'm just wondering if I can get the game warden to buy that bullshit, because society and the Supreme Court do.
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Sep 4, 2017 09:59:49   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
Gatsby wrote:
That reminded me of an experiance growing up on a farm.

We had a fine angus bull that decided his inner self was really a cow, turned out that he/she/it was hamburger.

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Farmer & The Bull



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Sep 5, 2017 06:37:46   #
wings Loc: Georgia
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Deer Hunting Question

Looking forward to hunting season but I do have a question.

If I shoot a buck, but I only have a doe tag, can I claim that the buck wasn't really a doe?

I mean … maybe he'd always wanted to be a doe, but with no choice of his own he was born with the physical attributes of a male. And yet … on the inside he'd always known he was truly a female.

I'm just wondering if I can get the game warden to buy that bullshit, because society and the Supreme Court do.
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If you can find a Lefty game warden you can probably pull it off. Doubt you will find a game warden deranged enough to be a Liberal though.

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Sep 5, 2017 12:15:29   #
boatbob2
 
AT Redstone Arsenal Alabama,in 1972 (true story) a staff sgt,shot a DOE,gutted her,then drilled into her skull,and screwed antlers into the DOE,HE was caught,when an MP,helping him take the deer ,out of the truck,grabbed the horns,and they pulled out. a good example of how to go from a staff sgt E-6,To a sgt E-5.

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Sep 5, 2017 14:08:02   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Gatsby wrote:
That reminded me of an experiance growing up on a farm.

We had a fine angus bull that decided his inner self was really a cow, turned out that he/she/it was hamburger.


love beef
I'm sure he was not confused
just a gentle soul

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