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Sep 3, 2017 13:36:27   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
From my good friend Amageddun...

Wow!!!! Only in Riverside Texas !!! You will not believe what happened to me today.

I pulled in to get gas at the BP. Having only cash I had to pay inside.

As I was walking in, I noticed these 2 state troopers watching a man who was smoking while pumping gas. I saw him & thought, "Is this Man drunk, stupid, or just crazy?!! With the troopers right there too?!"

But anyway, I went inside and paid. As I was checking out, I heard someone screaming, i knew what was happening. I looked out the window & the man's arm was on fire! He was swinging his arm & running around going crazy! As I went outside, the troopers had to take him to the ground & they put the fire out with their coffees!!

Then they handcuffed him & threw him in the police car. I, being the curious person that I am, I asked the troopers what they were arresting him for...

The trooper looked me square in the eyes & said ... "WAVING A FIREARM!"

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Sep 3, 2017 13:41:11   #
Quakerwidow Loc: Chestertown, MD
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
From my good friend Amageddun...

Wow!!!! Only in Riverside Texas !!! You will not believe what happened to me today.

I pulled in to get gas at the BP. Having only cash I had to pay inside.

As I was walking in, I noticed these 2 state troopers watching a man who was smoking while pumping gas. I saw him & thought, "Is this Man drunk, stupid, or just crazy?!! With the troopers right there too?!"

But anyway, I went inside and paid. As I was checking out, I heard someone screaming, i knew what was happening. I looked out the window & the man's arm was on fire! He was swinging his arm & running around going crazy! As I went outside, the troopers had to take him to the ground & they put the fire out with their coffees!!

Then they handcuffed him & threw him in the police car. I, being the curious person that I am, I asked the troopers what they were arresting him for...

The trooper looked me square in the eyes & said ... "WAVING A FIREARM!"
From my good friend Amageddun... br br Wow!!!! On... (show quote)


Good one, but I'm afraid to share it in case someone tries the same thing!

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Sep 3, 2017 13:43:29   #
mongo Loc: TEXAS
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
From my good friend Amageddun...

Wow!!!! Only in Riverside Texas !!! You will not believe what happened to me today.

I pulled in to get gas at the BP. Having only cash I had to pay inside.

As I was walking in, I noticed these 2 state troopers watching a man who was smoking while pumping gas. I saw him & thought, "Is this Man drunk, stupid, or just crazy?!! With the troopers right there too?!"

But anyway, I went inside and paid. As I was checking out, I heard someone screaming, i knew what was happening. I looked out the window & the man's arm was on fire! He was swinging his arm & running around going crazy! As I went outside, the troopers had to take him to the ground & they put the fire out with their coffees!!

Then they handcuffed him & threw him in the police car. I, being the curious person that I am, I asked the troopers what they were arresting him for...

The trooper looked me square in the eyes & said ... "WAVING A FIREARM!"
From my good friend Amageddun... br br Wow!!!! On... (show quote)


LOL, good one Poppa...ha,ha,ha,he,he...

SEMPER FI

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Sep 3, 2017 14:17:48   #
bahmer
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
From my good friend Amageddun...

Wow!!!! Only in Riverside Texas !!! You will not believe what happened to me today.

I pulled in to get gas at the BP. Having only cash I had to pay inside.

As I was walking in, I noticed these 2 state troopers watching a man who was smoking while pumping gas. I saw him & thought, "Is this Man drunk, stupid, or just crazy?!! With the troopers right there too?!"

But anyway, I went inside and paid. As I was checking out, I heard someone screaming, i knew what was happening. I looked out the window & the man's arm was on fire! He was swinging his arm & running around going crazy! As I went outside, the troopers had to take him to the ground & they put the fire out with their coffees!!

Then they handcuffed him & threw him in the police car. I, being the curious person that I am, I asked the troopers what they were arresting him for...

The trooper looked me square in the eyes & said ... "WAVING A FIREARM!"
From my good friend Amageddun... br br Wow!!!! On... (show quote)





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Sep 3, 2017 15:09:01   #
Noraa Loc: Kansas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
From my good friend Amageddun...

Wow!!!! Only in Riverside Texas !!! You will not believe what happened to me today.

I pulled in to get gas at the BP. Having only cash I had to pay inside.

As I was walking in, I noticed these 2 state troopers watching a man who was smoking while pumping gas. I saw him & thought, "Is this Man drunk, stupid, or just crazy?!! With the troopers right there too?!"

But anyway, I went inside and paid. As I was checking out, I heard someone screaming, i knew what was happening. I looked out the window & the man's arm was on fire! He was swinging his arm & running around going crazy! As I went outside, the troopers had to take him to the ground & they put the fire out with their coffees!!

Then they handcuffed him & threw him in the police car. I, being the curious person that I am, I asked the troopers what they were arresting him for...

The trooper looked me square in the eyes & said ... "WAVING A FIREARM!"
From my good friend Amageddun... br br Wow!!!! On... (show quote)


Last weekend my husband and I were on vacation in Branson, Mo. We stopped to get gas and two mwn next to use were also getting gas. Yep, one of them was smoking while the other one was pumping. True story.

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Sep 3, 2017 15:14:43   #
bahmer
 
Noraa wrote:
Last weekend my husband and I were on vacation in Branson, Mo. We stopped to get gas and two mwn next to use were also getting gas. Yep, one of them was smoking while the other one was pumping. True story.


My brother in law owns a garage where he rebuilds used equipment and he is always smoking while working around gas containers and when he cleans parts with gas. Basically he makes me nervous just to watch him.

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Sep 3, 2017 16:13:51   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
From my good friend Amageddun...

Wow!!!! Only in Riverside Texas !!! You will not believe what happened to me today.

I pulled in to get gas at the BP. Having only cash I had to pay inside.

As I was walking in, I noticed these 2 state troopers watching a man who was smoking while pumping gas. I saw him & thought, "Is this Man drunk, stupid, or just crazy?!! With the troopers right there too?!"

But anyway, I went inside and paid. As I was checking out, I heard someone screaming, i knew what was happening. I looked out the window & the man's arm was on fire! He was swinging his arm & running around going crazy! As I went outside, the troopers had to take him to the ground & they put the fire out with their coffees!!

Then they handcuffed him & threw him in the police car. I, being the curious person that I am, I asked the troopers what they were arresting him for...

The trooper looked me square in the eyes & said ... "WAVING A FIREARM!"
From my good friend Amageddun... br br Wow!!!! On... (show quote)


Oh for God's sake! Did they even bother to see if he had a permit?

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Sep 3, 2017 17:04:23   #
Quakerwidow Loc: Chestertown, MD
 
lpnmajor wrote:
Oh for God's sake! Did they even bother to see if he had a permit?


Permit to carry does NOT include permission to wave it around.

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Sep 3, 2017 17:15:44   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
lpnmajor wrote:
Oh for God's sake! Did they even bother to see if he had a permit?


Is there a permit for stupid???

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Sep 3, 2017 17:57:11   #
mongo Loc: TEXAS
 
lindajoy wrote:
Is there a permit for stupid???



Yes there is sweetheart. They're called, "Arrest Warrants!" If these libs keep up their horse crap,
they will be able to use them as wall-paper, in their cell!

SEMPER FI

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Sep 3, 2017 18:36:09   #
Randy131 Loc: Florida
 
Yes, when you register to vote as a Democrat, they issue you one.



lindajoy wrote:
Is there a permit for stupid???

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Sep 3, 2017 18:39:33   #
Randy131 Loc: Florida
 
Mongo, how many Marines do you know who will quietly, and politely accept being called a coward, and many times over by the same person, for not answering a couple simple questions in a discussion?



mongo wrote:
Yes there is sweetheart. They're called, "Arrest Warrants!" If these libs keep up their horse crap,
they will be able to use them as wall-paper, in their cell!

SEMPER FI

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Sep 3, 2017 20:52:41   #
mongo Loc: TEXAS
 
Randy131 wrote:
Mongo, how many Marines do you know who will quietly, and politely accept being called a coward, and many times over by the same person, for not answering a couple simple questions in a discussion?


I don't seem to make the connection to the post you are referring to but I will answer your question.
We have been called many things historically that we have not engaged in any response. We are
comfortable in our skin, knowing that we can accomplish what most can not. However, when they
take action to press their agenda on the people that rely on us to protect them, we are capable
of great destruction, mentally and physically. However, you may want to keep an eye on the Navy,
seeing as they feel it is their God given right to make our life miserable. They get drunk and cranky,
and feel they are the only ones allowed to attack our character! Ask bb, he fully understands.

SEMPER FI

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Sep 3, 2017 20:58:02   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
mongo wrote:
I don't seem to make the connection to the post you are referring to but I will answer your question.
We have been called many things historically that we have not engaged in any response. We are
comfortable in our skin, knowing that we can accomplish what most can not. However, when they
take action to press their agenda on the people that rely on us to protect them, we are capable
of great destruction, mentally and physically. However, you may want to keep an eye on the Navy,
seeing as they feel it is their God given right to make our life miserable. They get drunk and cranky,
and feel they are the only ones allowed to attack our character! Ask bb, he fully understands.

SEMPER FI
I don't seem to make the connection to the post yo... (show quote)


Yep, and God bless ol' BB. Without him and his fellow Swabbies to transport us to our 'vacation' spots, we would be in a heck of a pickle.

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Sep 3, 2017 21:09:01   #
mongo Loc: TEXAS
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Yep, and God bless ol' BB. Without him and his fellow Swabbies to transport us to our 'vacation' spots, we would be in a heck of a pickle.


Amen, ain't that the truth!

SEMPER FI

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