Only one vacency in Heaven...
Aug 17, 2017 22:42:05 #
Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day.
They both met with an angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven.
The angel said: "Unfortunately, there's only one space in Heaven today so I must decide which one of you will be admitted."
The angel asked Dolly if there was some particular reason why she should go to Heaven. Dolly took off her top and said: "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity."
The angel thanked Dolly, and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the same question.
The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever and flushed it without saying a word.
The Angel immediately said: "OK, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven."
Dolly was outraged and asked, "What was that all about? I showed you two of God's own perfect creations and you turned me down. She simply flushed a commode and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to me?
"Sorry, Dolly," said the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair - no matter how big they are."
They both met with an angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven.
The angel said: "Unfortunately, there's only one space in Heaven today so I must decide which one of you will be admitted."
The angel asked Dolly if there was some particular reason why she should go to Heaven. Dolly took off her top and said: "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity."
The angel thanked Dolly, and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the same question.
The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever and flushed it without saying a word.
The Angel immediately said: "OK, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven."
Dolly was outraged and asked, "What was that all about? I showed you two of God's own perfect creations and you turned me down. She simply flushed a commode and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to me?
"Sorry, Dolly," said the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair - no matter how big they are."
Aug 17, 2017 22:49:08 #
Aug 17, 2017 22:49:09 #
Mr Bombastic wrote:
Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearl... (show quote)
And on this funny note, good night.
Aug 17, 2017 23:22:54 #
Mr Bombastic wrote:
Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearl... (show quote)
Very good. Did you hear that at the poker table ?
Aug 17, 2017 23:33:06 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Big dog wrote:
Very good. Did you hear that at the poker table ?
Nope, likely BabaMail.
Aug 18, 2017 07:56:43 #
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Stupid rules! Always getting in the way of pleasure.
Mr Bombastic wrote:
Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearl... (show quote)
Stupid rules! Always getting in the way of pleasure.
Aug 18, 2017 12:06:19 #
Aug 18, 2017 12:13:47 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Mr Bombastic wrote:
Yep. They've got some good ones on there.
Indeed, they do, Mr. B. I get many of my humorous posts from them. Sometimes, though
, I alter them to focus on someone in particular, i.e., BadBobby or AuntiE...two of my more frequent tormentors. 
Aug 18, 2017 16:07:56 #
slatten49 wrote:
Indeed, they do, Mr. B. I get many of my humorous posts from them. Sometimes, though , I alter them to focus on someone in particular, i.e., BadBobby or AuntiE...two of my more frequent tormentors.
, I alter them to focus on someone in particular, i.e., BadBobby or AuntiE...two of my more frequent tormentors. Why would you be tormented by the truth?
Aug 18, 2017 16:42:03 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Mr Bombastic wrote:
Why would you be tormented by the truth?
Just consider how you feel when confronted with it...it's tortuous. Or, as Harry Truman was quoted as saying..."I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was Hell."
Aug 18, 2017 18:31:14 #
slatten49 wrote:
Just consider how you feel when confronted with it...it's tortuous. Or, as Harry Truman was quoted as saying..."I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was Hell."
The truth doesn't bother me as long as no one brings that little incident in... Uh...Never mind.
Aug 18, 2017 18:48:10 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Mr Bombastic wrote:
The truth doesn't bother me as long as no one brings that little incident in... Uh...Never mind.
Yes, some things are better left unsaid.
Aug 18, 2017 19:36:21 #
Mr Bombastic wrote:
Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearl... (show quote)
Thanks for the laugh.
Aug 18, 2017 23:42:32 #
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