badbobby Loc: texas

One day my housework challenged hubby decided to wash his sweat shirt.
Just seconds after he approached the washing machine,he hollered"Honey,what setting do I use"?
"It depends"I replied"What does it say on your shirt"?
"Dallas Cowboys"he yelled back
(and they say blondes are dumb!!!)

A couple is laying in bed and the man says"I'm gonna make you the happiest woman alive!"
Woman replies"Really?I'm gonna miss you"

"It'too hot today to wear clothes"My hubby proclaimed, as he stepped out of the shower.
"What do you think the neighbors would say if I mowed the yard naked"?
I replied"They would say I married you for your money!"

Question--What do you call an intelligent,good looking,sensitive man?
Answer--A rumor

"Dear Lord,I pray for the wisdom to understand my man;to love him and to forgive him,and to have patience for his moods and temper.
Because if I pray for strength,and you give it to me,I will surely beat him to death!

Question--Why do little boys whine?
Answer--They are practicing to be men

What would you call a handcuffed man?---Trustworthy.

What does it mean when your hubby is in your bed,gasping for breath and calling your name??
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough

Why do men sing while sitting on the toilet?
It helps them remember which end to wipe

How do you keep your hubby from reading your E-Mail?
Simple--Rename your E-Mail folder-"Instruction Manuals"

When God created husbands,He promised women that ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world.
Then He made the world round

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

After a lifetime with you, I can see Mrs. BB drawing those conclusions.

badbobby Loc: texas

but don't you think
she could have cut me just a lil slack
(After all these years)?

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Yeah, you'd think.

But then, why should your fate be any different than the rest of the husbands in the world

badbobby Loc: texas

guess you have a point

kankune Loc: Iowa

Once again you're the bomb, Bad. : ) Here's a bunch of sllllllllllaaaaaaaccccckkkkk for ya! lol

badbobby Loc: texas

thanks Kan
I need all the support and slaaaack I can get

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I do what I can, BB...where's my thanks

badbobby Loc: texas

You are supportin me Slat?
Guess I have misjudged you somethin awful
please accept my humble apologies
I'm gasterflabbed at my insensitivity
and thank you thank you thank you

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

'Bout time, BB.

I feel...so deserving.

Tom Salinger

Great stuff! Laugh out loud funny...and unfortunately too true.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Particularly for Mrs. BadBobby.

Doctor Dave Loc: Madisonville, Tx.

Why do married men usually die before their wives?----- Answer. Because they want to.

badbobby Loc: texas

thanks a lot Tom and welcome to OPP
hope you enjoy it
but a lil bit of advice
stay as far away as possible from the two(you will find out who they are)dastardly Marines on this forum
on second thought it don't hurt to get close
it wont rub off

badbobby Loc: texas

thanks for the addition Doctor