Beijing Hotel brochure
Aug 9, 2017 12:02:51 #
A friend went to Beijing recently and this is the brochure the hotel gave her
Getting There
Our representative will make you wait at the airport.
The bus to the hotel runs along the lakes hore,and soon you will be feeling the pleasure of passing water.
You will know when you are getting close to the hotel because you will go around the bend.
The manager will await you in the entrance hall.He always has intercourse with new arrivals.
The Hotel
This is a family hotel,so children are welcome.
We are of course always pleased to accept adultery.
Highly skilled nurses are available in the evenings to put down your children.
Guests are encouraged to conjugate in the bar and expose themselves to other guests.
Please note,ladies are not allowed to have their babies in the bar.
We organize social games,so no person is just left to play with himself.
The Restaurant
Our menus are carefully chosen to be ordinary and unexciting
At dinner our quartet will circulate from table to table and fiddle with you.
Your Room
Every room has excellent facilities for your private parts.
In winter time every room is in heat.
Each room has a balcony ,offering you views of outstanding obscenity.
You will never be disturbed by traffic noise,since the road between the Hotel and the lake is used only by pederests.
Your Bed
Your bed has been made in accordance with local tradition.
If you have any other ideas,please ring for the chambermaid.
Please take advantage of her as she will be very pleased to squaeh your shirts,blouses and underwear.
If asked ,she will also squeeze your trousers.
Departure
When you depart our Hotel,above all you will have no hope,you will struggle to forget your stay
Getting There
Our representative will make you wait at the airport.
The bus to the hotel runs along the lakes hore,and soon you will be feeling the pleasure of passing water.
You will know when you are getting close to the hotel because you will go around the bend.
The manager will await you in the entrance hall.He always has intercourse with new arrivals.
The Hotel
This is a family hotel,so children are welcome.
We are of course always pleased to accept adultery.
Highly skilled nurses are available in the evenings to put down your children.
Guests are encouraged to conjugate in the bar and expose themselves to other guests.
Please note,ladies are not allowed to have their babies in the bar.
We organize social games,so no person is just left to play with himself.
The Restaurant
Our menus are carefully chosen to be ordinary and unexciting
At dinner our quartet will circulate from table to table and fiddle with you.
Your Room
Every room has excellent facilities for your private parts.
In winter time every room is in heat.
Each room has a balcony ,offering you views of outstanding obscenity.
You will never be disturbed by traffic noise,since the road between the Hotel and the lake is used only by pederests.
Your Bed
Your bed has been made in accordance with local tradition.
If you have any other ideas,please ring for the chambermaid.
Please take advantage of her as she will be very pleased to squaeh your shirts,blouses and underwear.
If asked ,she will also squeeze your trousers.
Departure
When you depart our Hotel,above all you will have no hope,you will struggle to forget your stay
Aug 9, 2017 13:39:33 #
badbobby wrote:
A friend went to Beijing recently and this is the ... (show quote)
Yep, sounds like a wonderful place to enjoy oneself.
Aug 9, 2017 13:58:37 #
badbobby wrote:
A friend went to Beijing recently and this is the ... (show quote)
Refreshing change from the usual self promoting descriptive terminology used by our resort hotels. With an intro like this there is no way you can feel you were mislead. If you should manage to escape 'unsqueezed' you will be doubly grateful.
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