The Newlyweds, the Trousers and the Panties
Aug 5, 2017 13:52:14 #
A young couple, just married, were in theirhoneymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband -- who was a big burly man -- tossed his trousers to his bride and said, "Here, put these on."
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I cant wear your trousers," she said.
"That's right, said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."
With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."
He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. I cant get into your panties!"
She replied, "That's right, and that's the way its going to stay until your attitude changes."
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I cant wear your trousers," she said.
"That's right, said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."
With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."
He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. I cant get into your panties!"
She replied, "That's right, and that's the way its going to stay until your attitude changes."
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Aug 5, 2017 14:56:52 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Ahh, but no man or woman is the only fish in the sea. 
Men or women who think like those two aren't worth keeping.
Men or women who think like those two aren't worth keeping. Aug 5, 2017 15:00:31 #
slatten49 wrote:
Ahh, but no man or woman is the only fish in the sea. Men or women who think like those two aren't worth keeping.
Men or women who think like those two aren't worth keeping. Not even good for bait.
Aug 5, 2017 15:04:58 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
PoppaGringo wrote:
Not even good for bait.
I beg to somewhat disagree...Squids generally make for good catfish bait, as they are (for the most part) stinky.
Aug 5, 2017 15:45:50 #
Aug 6, 2017 14:03:44 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
A young couple, just married, were in theirhoneymo... (show quote)
and Papi,
did your attitude change?
evidently not
why else would you visit that ol barn???
Aug 6, 2017 14:07:09 #
slatten49 wrote:
I beg to somewhat disagree...Squids generally make for good catfish bait, as they are (for the most part) stinky.
typical hogwash
by a disillusioned (wanna be ,but turned down)Navy hopeful
who had to settle for less
Aug 6, 2017 23:17:23 #
badbobby wrote:
typical hogwash
by a disillusioned (wanna be ,but turned down)Navy hopeful
who had to settle for less
by a disillusioned (wanna be ,but turned down)Navy hopeful
who had to settle for less
Squids fried equal calamari, cleaned up. Delicious!
Aug 7, 2017 08:25:26 #
Carol Kelly wrote:
Squids fried equal calamari, cleaned up. Delicious!
I'm hurt Carol
deeply
Aug 7, 2017 17:05:39 #
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