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Jul 20, 2017 10:49:52   #
Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
 
British Humour

I was sitting at a red light yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic.

A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-British slogans, with a half- burned Union Jack duct-taped to the boot lid of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan, spray painted on the side, stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akhbar!" and took off before the light changed.

Out of nowhere a bus came speeding through the junction and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Bloody hell! That could have been me!"

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a bus driver.

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Jul 20, 2017 11:25:02   #
Carol Kelly
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
British Humour

I was sitting at a red light yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic.

A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-British slogans, with a half- burned Union Jack duct-taped to the boot lid of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan, spray painted on the side, stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akhbar!" and took off before the light changed.

Out of nowhere a bus came speeding through the junction and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Bloody hell! That could have been me!"

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a bus driver.
British Humour br br I was sitting at a red light... (show quote)


LOVED IT!

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Jul 20, 2017 11:26:10   #
boatbob2
 
IF,theres an opening for 2 bus drivers,let me know,me and my buddy,both want a bus driving job....

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Jul 20, 2017 15:49:24   #
wuzblynd Loc: thomson georgia
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
British Humour

I was sitting at a red light yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic.

A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-British slogans, with a half- burned Union Jack duct-taped to the boot lid of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan, spray painted on the side, stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akhbar!" and took off before the light changed.

Out of nowhere a bus came speeding through the junction and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Bloody hell! That could have been me!"

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a bus driver.
British Humour br br I was sitting at a red light... (show quote)





I'll drive for Free!!!

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Jul 20, 2017 16:51:10   #
boatbob2
 
HECK,I!ll pay for that job,,and work for nothing......

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Jul 21, 2017 06:33:50   #
goofball Loc: timbucktoo
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
British Humour

I was sitting at a red light yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic.

A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-British slogans, with a half- burned Union Jack duct-taped to the boot lid of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan, spray painted on the side, stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akhbar!" and took off before the light changed.

Out of nowhere a bus came speeding through the junction and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Bloody hell! That could have been me!"

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a bus driver.
British Humour br br I was sitting at a red light... (show quote)


The best one for a while!

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Jul 21, 2017 07:31:41   #
Big dog
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
British Humour

I was sitting at a red light yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic.

A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-British slogans, with a half- burned Union Jack duct-taped to the boot lid of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan, spray painted on the side, stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akhbar!" and took off before the light changed.

Out of nowhere a bus came speeding through the junction and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Bloody hell! That could have been me!"

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a bus driver.
British Humour br br I was sitting at a red light... (show quote)


Cement mixer drivers are needed TOO

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Jul 21, 2017 11:56:56   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
British Humour

I was sitting at a red light yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic.

A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-British slogans, with a half- burned Union Jack duct-taped to the boot lid of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan, spray painted on the side, stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akhbar!" and took off before the light changed.

Out of nowhere a bus came speeding through the junction and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Bloody hell! That could have been me!"

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a bus driver.
British Humour br br I was sitting at a red light... (show quote)



lol
those Brits!!!!

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Jul 21, 2017 12:12:41   #
OPP47-72
 
LOVE this story !! I also want one of those bus (or cement truck) driver jobs. Thanks for the early morning chuckle !!

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Jul 21, 2017 18:46:45   #
Nella Loc: La Porte, Texas
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
British Humour

I was sitting at a red light yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic.

A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-British slogans, with a half- burned Union Jack duct-taped to the boot lid of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan, spray painted on the side, stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akhbar!" and took off before the light changed.

Out of nowhere a bus came speeding through the junction and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Bloody hell! That could have been me!"

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a bus driver.
British Humour br br I was sitting at a red light... (show quote)


Good laugh there Don😂

I had a first the other night,

I shot a blew eyed hog for the first time, hit him center of the forehead with a .308, one eye blew this way and the other one blew that way.

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