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10 perks to being over 65.
Jul 19, 2017 01:31:23   #
Mr Bombastic
 
1: Your eyes won't get much worse.
2: There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
3: Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
4: In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.
5: People no longer think of you as a hypochondriac.
6: No one expects you to run anywhere.
7: Your joints are more accurate than the national weather service.
8: Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
9: Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
10: You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

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Jul 19, 2017 06:36:34   #
eden
 
Mr Bombastic wrote:
1: Your eyes won't get much worse.
2: There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
3: Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
4: In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.
5: People no longer think of you as a hypochondriac.
6: No one expects you to run anywhere.
7: Your joints are more accurate than the national weather service.
8: Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
9: Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
10: You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
1: Your eyes won't get much worse. br 2: There is ... (show quote)


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Jul 19, 2017 08:45:48   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
Mr Bombastic wrote:
1: Your eyes won't get much worse.
2: There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
3: Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
4: In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.
5: People no longer think of you as a hypochondriac.
6: No one expects you to run anywhere.
7: Your joints are more accurate than the national weather service.
8: Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
9: Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
10: You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
1: Your eyes won't get much worse. br 2: There is ... (show quote)


Gee, I am in my 70's and still pay attention to all of the above. Difference is that I forget which brain cells are no longer working

SWMBO

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