Southern Gentleman In Las Vegas
Jul 9, 2017 00:44:13 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
SOUTHERN GENTLEMAN IN LAS VEGAS
A southern gentleman went to Las Vegas . Sitting in a cocktail lounge, and sipping on some bourbon, he beckoned the waitress and said quietly,
"Miss, y'all sure are a luvly, luvly lady. Can ah persuade y'all to give me a piece of aass?"
"Wow, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the girl.
Then she looked around the room, smiled and said, "Sure, why not?
You're an attractive guy too, and it's pretty slow here right now, so
why don't we just slip away up to your room?"
When they returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the same table and the waitress smiled at him and asked, "Will there be
anything else?"
"Why yes, " replied the southern gentleman. "Ah sure 'preciate what y'all just did for me. It was real sweet and right neighbourly of
y'all. But where ah come from in Alabama, we lahk our bourbon real cold, so ah still need a piece of aass for mah drink."
A southern gentleman went to Las Vegas . Sitting in a cocktail lounge, and sipping on some bourbon, he beckoned the waitress and said quietly,
"Miss, y'all sure are a luvly, luvly lady. Can ah persuade y'all to give me a piece of aass?"
"Wow, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the girl.
Then she looked around the room, smiled and said, "Sure, why not?
You're an attractive guy too, and it's pretty slow here right now, so
why don't we just slip away up to your room?"
When they returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the same table and the waitress smiled at him and asked, "Will there be
anything else?"
"Why yes, " replied the southern gentleman. "Ah sure 'preciate what y'all just did for me. It was real sweet and right neighbourly of
y'all. But where ah come from in Alabama, we lahk our bourbon real cold, so ah still need a piece of aass for mah drink."
Jul 9, 2017 00:55:06 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
SOUTHERN GENTLEMAN IN LAS VEGAS br br A southern ... (show quote)
Pretty funny. But I live in Alabama and no one talks like that. At least not in Huntsville.
Jul 9, 2017 01:00:00 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
Yep... Don D.
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Mr Bombastic wrote:
Pretty funny. But I live in Alabama and no one talks like that. At least not in Huntsville.
Jul 10, 2017 09:56:42 #
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