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Simply Genious
Jun 30, 2017 15:44:13   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
SIMPLY GENIUS!!!

I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the
NRA sticker off my front window.

I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.

I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard.

Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.

Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security,
Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.

I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel.
Everyone moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down.

If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.
Hot Damn...Safe at last!! ~ God Bless America

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Jun 30, 2017 15:47:11   #
guitarman Loc: University Park, Florida
 
eagleye13 wrote:
SIMPLY GENIUS!!!

I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the
NRA sticker off my front window.

I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.

I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard.

Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.

Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security,
Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.

I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel.
Everyone moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down.

If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.
Hot Damn...Safe at last!! ~ God Bless America
SIMPLY GENIUS!!! br br I took down my Rebel flag ... (show quote)


I love your post.

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Jun 30, 2017 15:52:24   #
nwtk2007 Loc: Texas
 
eagleye13 wrote:
SIMPLY GENIUS!!!

I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the
NRA sticker off my front window.

I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.

I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard.

Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.

Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security,
Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.

I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel.
Everyone moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down.

If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.
Hot Damn...Safe at last!! ~ God Bless America
SIMPLY GENIUS!!! br br I took down my Rebel flag ... (show quote)


Ar!

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Jun 30, 2017 16:20:06   #
hejohnson43 Loc: Portal, Ga.
 
eagleye13 wrote:
SIMPLY GENIUS!!!

I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the
NRA sticker off my front window.

I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.

I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard.

Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.

Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security,
Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.

I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel.
Everyone moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down.

If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.
Hot Damn...Safe at last!! ~ God Bless America
SIMPLY GENIUS!!! br br I took down my Rebel flag ... (show quote)

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Jul 1, 2017 08:34:22   #
pappadeux Loc: Phoenix AZ
 
Best post that I've read on a very long time and, I give my three 'S's award Short, Sweet, and Snappy

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Jul 1, 2017 09:17:34   #
PZG1225 Loc: Florida
 
eagleye13 wrote:
SIMPLY GENIUS!!!

I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the
NRA sticker off my front window.

I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.

I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard.

Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.

Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security,
Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.

I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel.
Everyone moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down.

If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.
Hot Damn...Safe at last!! ~ God Bless America
SIMPLY GENIUS!!! br br I took down my Rebel flag ... (show quote)


What a great post Eagle!

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Jul 1, 2017 09:46:13   #
Big dog
 
eagleye13 wrote:
SIMPLY GENIUS!!!

I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the
NRA sticker off my front window.

I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.

I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard.

Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.

Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security,
Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.

I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel.
Everyone moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down.

If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.
Hot Damn...Safe at last!! ~ God Bless America
SIMPLY GENIUS!!! br br I took down my Rebel flag ... (show quote)

Absolutely genius.

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