$40,000 Funeral
Jun 19, 2017 13:03:12 #
Pasquale died. His will provided $40,000 for an elaborate funeral.
As the last guests departed the affair, his wife Angelina turned to her oldest and dearest friend.
"Ah well, Pasquale would be pleased," she said.
"You're right," replied Maria, who lowered her voice (sotto voce) and leaned in close.
"So go on, how much did this really cost?"
"All of it," said Angelina. "Forty thousand."
"Aw No!" Maria exclaimed, "I mean, it was very grand, but $40,000?"
Angelina answered, "The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to the church. The whiskey, wine and snacks were another $500. The rest went for the memorial stone."
Maria computed quickly.
"Mama Mia, Angelina, $32,500 for a Memorial Stone? How big is it?"
As the last guests departed the affair, his wife Angelina turned to her oldest and dearest friend.
"Ah well, Pasquale would be pleased," she said.
"You're right," replied Maria, who lowered her voice (sotto voce) and leaned in close.
"So go on, how much did this really cost?"
"All of it," said Angelina. "Forty thousand."
"Aw No!" Maria exclaimed, "I mean, it was very grand, but $40,000?"
Angelina answered, "The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to the church. The whiskey, wine and snacks were another $500. The rest went for the memorial stone."
Maria computed quickly.
"Mama Mia, Angelina, $32,500 for a Memorial Stone? How big is it?"
Jun 19, 2017 16:25:38 #
AuntiE wrote:
Pasquale died. His will provided $40,000 for an el... (show quote)
lmao
front of the class
right now
Jun 20, 2017 09:23:01 #
At least she can take it with her when her time comes As for me I already have my plans made...
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