Technological Advancements
Jun 19, 2017 11:14:23 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
PoppaGringo, slatten49 and Badbobby were enjoying their time in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. PoppaGringo pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly.
"That was my pager," he said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang.
Slatten49 lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished, he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
Badbobby felt decidedly low tech and, not wanting to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his behind.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him.
"It appears that you've got a bit a of a stuck paper problem there," pointed the amused PoppaGringo.
"Well, will you look at that. I must be getting a fax!" Declared Badbobby.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. PoppaGringo pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly.
"That was my pager," he said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang.
Slatten49 lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished, he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
Badbobby felt decidedly low tech and, not wanting to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his behind.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him.
"It appears that you've got a bit a of a stuck paper problem there," pointed the amused PoppaGringo.
"Well, will you look at that. I must be getting a fax!" Declared Badbobby.
Jun 19, 2017 11:54:20 #
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Jun 19, 2017 17:06:03 #
slatten49 wrote:
PoppaGringo, slatten49 and Badbobby were enjoying ... (show quote)
So like our favorite Squid.Jun 20, 2017 12:53:10 #
badbobby wrote:
well that came up blank--'ll try again
typical dastardly Marine joke
Two Jarheads pickin on one Sailor
Jun 20, 2017 13:10:29 #
badbobby wrote:
well that came up blank--'ll try again
typical dastardly Marine joke
Two Jarheads pickin on one Sailor
typical dastardly Marine joke
Two Jarheads pickin on one Sailor
Pobrecito.
Jun 20, 2017 13:16:47 #
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Jun 20, 2017 14:51:53 #
slatten49 wrote:
BB es muy loco. 
Speak AMERICAN. I no hoblo nuttin' else.
Well I speak duck, Turkey, deer, etc...
Jun 20, 2017 14:57:06 #
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Jun 20, 2017 15:00:20 #
Big dog wrote:
Speak AMERICAN. I no hoblo nuttin' else.
Well I speak duck, Turkey, deer, etc...
Well I speak duck, Turkey, deer, etc...
well B d,
it's part American
Tex-Mex
Jun 20, 2017 15:10:32 #
Jun 20, 2017 16:24:06 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
vaya con El Diablo Slat
Did the Devil make you write that, BB.
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