pafret Loc: Northeast

Republican Sitting In A Bar..

A union boss walks into a crowded bar next to the factory and is about to order himself a drink, when he sees a guy close by wearing a "Make America Great Again” hat.

He does not have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is a Republican.

So, he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear, "Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for the Republican."

Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Republican gives him a big smile, waves at him then says, "Thank you!" in an equally loud voice. This infuriates the union boss. Later, the union boss once again loudly orders drinks for everyone, except the Republican. As before, this does not seem to bother the Republican. He continues to smile, and again yells, "Thank you!" The union boss says to himself, "Damn Republican!"

After a while, the union boss once again loudly orders drinks for everyone, except the Republican.

As before, this STILL doesn't seem to bother the Republican who continues to smile, and again yells, "Thank you!"

The union boss asks the bartender, "What the hell is the matter with that Republican? I have ordered three rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all that silly ass does is smile and thank me. Is he nuts?"


"Nope," replies the bartender. "He owns the place."

ADVICE TO DEMOCRATS, LIBERALS AND ALL LEFTIES: WHEN THE HORSE DIES; DISMOUNT!

goofball Loc: timbucktoo

Good one,paf!

GLR

Yes, the best (clean) on I have heard in a long time!😂

robmull Loc: florida

Great one, pafret; I especially liked the "ADVICE TO DEMOCRATS." Actually their "horse died," over 8 years ago, and not one of them has gotten off, to this day. They seem glued-together, being (D)ragged-off to the horse cemetery in the great-beyond. And now they've hired a bunch of (D)edicated prosecutors and investigators to find-out how their electively (D)ecapitated "horse" died, while seemingly snuggly and firmly affixed to the bulging saddle of the (R)apidly rotting corpse. Hummmmmmmm. Besides Obama {if that's his real name} as their "Jackass/loony" secular liberal progressive "leader," the list of (D), POTUS "hopefuls," just keeps going (D)own-hill from there; Sanders, Warren, Van Hollen, Coons, Booker, Schumer, Gillibrand, Perez, Ellison, Cummings, Franken, Schultz, Pelosi, Menendez, Blumenthal, Leahy, Feinstein, Kaine, Hillary, etc., almost takes my breath away. GOOOOOOOOOOO PRESIDENT "45" DONALD J. {BORN AGAIN} TRUMP (R); JUST LIKE THE WEATHER!!!

badbobby Loc: texas

lol
olddie paf
but still funny
I've been on Opp too long
never hear a new joke

pafret Loc: Northeast

Not OPP Bob, we both heard most of these when we were kiddies. Can you remember the radio show called "Can You Top This"? They had a panel of four humorists who would be given a subject and one would tell a related joke and the others would try to top his joke with a better one on the same topic. The audience reaction was measured on a 'Laugh Meter". Probably scripted, but as a kid I marveled at how they could remember so many jokes about so much stuff. I developed my own shorthand trying to write the salient points of each joke to tell my buddies next day at school.

The names of those guys were famous in their day but I can't remember anyone but Harry Hirshfield.

badbobby Loc: texas

I am not familiar with the show
but you are correct
more than likely scripted