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Jun 17, 2017 08:20:20   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
A desperate looking woman stood poised on the edge of a high bridge, about to jump off.
An old homeless guy who was wandering by stopped and said, "Look, since you'll be dead in a few minutes, and it won't matter to you, how about a quickie before you go?"

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She screamed, "NO! Bug off you filthy old bastard!"
He shrugged and turned away saying, "Okay then, I'll just go and wait at the bottom."
She didn't jump.

Object lesson: Suicide counseling really does work!

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Jun 17, 2017 09:33:53   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
[quote=eagleye13]A desperate looking woman stood poised on the edge of a high bridge, about to jump off.
An old homeless guy who was wandering by stopped and said, "Look, since you'll be dead in a few minutes, and it won't matter to you, how about a quickie before you go?"

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She screamed, "NO! Bug off you filthy old bastard!"
He shrugged and turned away saying, "Okay then, I'll just go and wait at the bottom."
She didn't jump.

Object lesson: Suicide counseling really does work![/quo


Excellent post, great joke!!!

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Jun 17, 2017 10:36:23   #
ACP45 Loc: Rhode Island
 
eagleye13 wrote:
A desperate looking woman stood poised on the edge of a high bridge, about to jump off.
An old homeless guy who was wandering by stopped and said, "Look, since you'll be dead in a few minutes, and it won't matter to you, how about a quickie before you go?"

https://dl-mail.ymail.com/ws/download/mailboxes/@.id==VjJ-QwpErQuA3vNkqsigtSzzrElmdtcs9xsM-AwFnlDEnlVAVqd7iPEmQc6ZXjjI8kdgGH4nkLovJSeSm65J69qU1w/messages/@.id==APt4xAoACHB2WUUYCAB1MIHMysg/content/parts/@.id==2/raw?appid=YahooMailNeo&ymreqid=dabe3c22-f422-7a26-018c-2300b9010000&token=zitEzqOML3j84e6ealFTT5U7-km5qEQF52lp7AcCuBZXRfAC2ISR8ZhAJw4T4nB9DmOiUxywZe0BhDypIYAUBqTrdbLriD817URHlXQLY0VRaGMi_a4dULZHRa_xD1WB

She screamed, "NO! Bug off you filthy old bastard!"
He shrugged and turned away saying, "Okay then, I'll just go and wait at the bottom."
She didn't jump.

Object lesson: Suicide counseling really does work!
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