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Jun 14, 2017 19:47:31   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
NEW CAR, SENIOR COUPLE

A retired older couple returned to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they had been interested in to a beautiful, leggy blonde in a mini skirt and a halter top.


The older man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply, "Young man, I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $55,000 asking price? Yet I just overheard you closed the deal for $45,000 to the lovely young lady there. And if I remember right, you had insisted there was no way you could discount this model?"


The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat and reached for a large glass of water. "Well, what can I tell you? She had the cash ready, didn't need any financing help, and, Sir, just look at her, how could I resist?", replied the grinning salesman sheepishly.

Just then the young woman approached the senior couple and gave the car keys to the older man.



"There you go," she said. "I told you I could get the salesman to lower the price. See you later Dad, Happy Father's Day!"



Once again.... don't mess with seniors.

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Jun 14, 2017 20:56:58   #
BigMike Loc: yerington nv
 
eagleye13 wrote:
NEW CAR, SENIOR COUPLE

A retired older couple returned to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they had been interested in to a beautiful, leggy blonde in a mini skirt and a halter top.


The older man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply, "Young man, I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $55,000 asking price? Yet I just overheard you closed the deal for $45,000 to the lovely young lady there. And if I remember right, you had insisted there was no way you could discount this model?"


The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat and reached for a large glass of water. "Well, what can I tell you? She had the cash ready, didn't need any financing help, and, Sir, just look at her, how could I resist?", replied the grinning salesman sheepishly.

Just then the young woman approached the senior couple and gave the car keys to the older man.



"There you go," she said. "I told you I could get the salesman to lower the price. See you later Dad, Happy Father's Day!"



Once again.... don't mess with seniors.
NEW CAR, SENIOR COUPLE br br A retired older cou... (show quote)


Ha! I had a paper route in Sun City, CA. They had to install big posts in front of the stores to keep people from accidently driving through them! Now I'm old...good job daughter!

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Jun 15, 2017 07:43:36   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
BigMike wrote:
Ha! I had a paper route in Sun City, CA. They had to install big posts in front of the stores to keep people from accidently driving through them! Now I'm old...good job daughter!


It took a CON SERVE ative daughter to get the job done

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Jun 15, 2017 12:08:55   #
jer48 Loc: perris ca
 
BigMike wrote:
Ha! I had a paper route in Sun City, CA. They had to install big posts in front of the stores to keep people from accidently driving through them! Now I'm old...good job daughter!


Nice little town

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Jun 15, 2017 12:38:32   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
https://youtu.be/__Ro3eGuznI
jer48 wrote:
Nice little town

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Jun 15, 2017 13:03:00   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
eagleye13 wrote:
NEW CAR, SENIOR COUPLE

A retired older couple returned to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they had been interested in to a beautiful, leggy blonde in a mini skirt and a halter top.


The older man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply, "Young man, I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $55,000 asking price? Yet I just overheard you closed the deal for $45,000 to the lovely young lady there. And if I remember right, you had insisted there was no way you could discount this model?"


The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat and reached for a large glass of water. "Well, what can I tell you? She had the cash ready, didn't need any financing help, and, Sir, just look at her, how could I resist?", replied the grinning salesman sheepishly.

Just then the young woman approached the senior couple and gave the car keys to the older man.






"There you go," she said. "I told you I could get the salesman to lower the price. See you later Dad, Happy Father's Day!"



Once again.... don't mess with seniors.
NEW CAR, SENIOR COUPLE br br A retired older cou... (show quote)



or evidently
their daughters

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Jun 15, 2017 15:51:45   #
goofball Loc: timbucktoo
 
I was looking at a sixty five mustang, I've got to call my granddaughter!

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Jun 15, 2017 18:08:23   #
BigMike Loc: yerington nv
 
eagleye13 wrote:
It took a CON SERVE ative daughter to get the job done


Bada BOOM!

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Jun 15, 2017 23:02:26   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
BigMike wrote:
Bada BOOM!


Bada bang.....

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Jun 15, 2017 23:26:40   #
goofball Loc: timbucktoo
 
lindajoy wrote:
Bada bang.....


No, Linda, it's bada - boom, bada- Bing, in Brooklyn!😎

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Jun 15, 2017 23:50:41   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
goofball wrote:
No, Linda, it's bada - boom, bada- Bing, in Brooklyn!😎


I thought it was bada bing, bada bang...lolol
Well, I did...😱🙃😂👍

Thanks for telling me the correct saying...

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Jun 16, 2017 01:12:26   #
teabag09
 
Got the JOB done! Now if we can find a long legged blonde to seduce the Republicans to get something done on the hill!!! Mike
eagleye13 wrote:
It took a CON SERVE ative daughter to get the job done

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Jun 16, 2017 07:30:07   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
teabag09 wrote:
Got the JOB done! Now if we can find a long legged blonde to seduce the Republicans to get something done on the hill!!! Mike


I vote for Legs McJ, LJ!!!

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