The Church Organist
May 16, 2017 06:23:45 #
Miss Beatrice,the Church organist was in her 80s and had never been married.
She was admired for her kindness and sweet personality.
One afternoon,the new Pastor came to call upon her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while she made tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ,the young Pastor noticed a cut glass bowl,sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled with water and in the water floated(of all things)a condom.
When Miss Beatrice returned with the tea ,they began to chat
The pastor tried to contain his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater,but soon it got the better of him.
"Miss B,"he said "Would you tell me about this",pointing to the bowl of water
"Oh yes',she replied"Isn't it wonderful"?
"I was walking in the park a few months ago ,when i saw this little package on the ground.
I was curious,so I picked it up and took it home with me"
I noticed directions on the front,that said to place it on the organ,keep it wet,and that it would prevent disease.
And did you know?I haven't even had a cold all winter!"
two quotes from Oscar Wilde
Women are made to be loved,not understood
You don't love someone for their looks or their clothes,or by their fancy cars,but because they sing a song that only you can hear
She was admired for her kindness and sweet personality.
One afternoon,the new Pastor came to call upon her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while she made tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ,the young Pastor noticed a cut glass bowl,sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled with water and in the water floated(of all things)a condom.
When Miss Beatrice returned with the tea ,they began to chat
The pastor tried to contain his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater,but soon it got the better of him.
"Miss B,"he said "Would you tell me about this",pointing to the bowl of water
"Oh yes',she replied"Isn't it wonderful"?
"I was walking in the park a few months ago ,when i saw this little package on the ground.
I was curious,so I picked it up and took it home with me"
I noticed directions on the front,that said to place it on the organ,keep it wet,and that it would prevent disease.
And did you know?I haven't even had a cold all winter!"
two quotes from Oscar Wilde
Women are made to be loved,not understood
You don't love someone for their looks or their clothes,or by their fancy cars,but because they sing a song that only you can hear
May 16, 2017 09:33:08 #
badbobby wrote:
Miss Beatrice,the Church organist was in her 80s a... (show quote)
Lolol on the joke!!!
As for the quotes~~ beautiful!!👏👏🎼😊
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