Hollywood Squares--oldie but still funny
May 15, 2017 13:09:21 #
These questions and answers were spontaneous,and unscripted
Q--What is a good reason for pounding meat?
A--Paul Lynde--"Loneliness"
Q--Do female frogs croak?
a--Paul Lynde"If you hold their little heads under water long enough"
Q--If you are going to make a parachute jump from an airplane,how high should you be?
a--Charley Weaver"Three days steady drinking should do it"
Q-true or false-A pea can last as long as 5000 years
A--George Gobel-"Boy,it sure seems that way sometimes"
Q-You've been having trouble going to sleep.Are you probably a man or a woman?
A--Don Knotts"That's what's been keeping me awake"
Q--According to Cosmopolitan,If you meet a stranger at a party ,and you think he is attractive,is it okay to ask him if he is married?
A--Rose Marie--"No,wait until the next morning"
Q--Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A-Charley Weaver"My sense of decency"
Q--What are"do it,I can help,and I can't get enough?
A--George Gobel-"I dunno,but its coming from the next apartment"
AS you get older,do you tend to gesture more with your hands ,when talking?
A-Rose Marie"You ask me one more growing old question Peter,And I'll give you a gesture you won't forget"
Q--Why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A-Paul Lynde"Because chiffon wrinkles too easy"
Q--You've decided to grow strawberries.Are you going to get any the first year?
ACharley Weaver"Of course not,I'll be too busy growing strawberries"
Q--What is the perfect score in bowling
A-Rose Marie"dating the pin boy"
Q--During a tornado,are you safer in a bedroom or the closet?
A-Rose Marie"Unfortunately,I'm always safe in the bedroom"
Q--Can boys join the CAmpfire girls?
A-Marty Allen'Only after lights out"
Q-When you pat a dog on the head,he will wag his tail.What will a goose do
A-Paul Lynde"Make him bark?"
Q-If you were pregnant for two years,what would you give birth to?
A--Paul Lynde"Whatever it was it would never be afraid of the dark"
According to Ann Landers--Is it okay to get into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A-Charley Weaver"It got me out of the Army"
Q-Back in the old days when great grandpa put horse radish on his head,what was he trying to do?
A-George Gobel"Get it it in his mouth?"
Q-Who stays pregnant for the longer time<your wife or your elephant?
A-Paul Lynde"Who told you about my elephant"?
Q-Jackie Gleason said he firmly believed in them,and has on at least two occasions,actually seen them.What are they?
A-Charley Weaver"His feet"
What are two things you should never do in bed
A-Paul Lynde"Point and laugh"
C'mon now, laugh a little
We don't stop laughing because we grow old
we grow old because we stop laughing
Q--What is a good reason for pounding meat?
A--Paul Lynde--"Loneliness"
Q--Do female frogs croak?
a--Paul Lynde"If you hold their little heads under water long enough"
Q--If you are going to make a parachute jump from an airplane,how high should you be?
a--Charley Weaver"Three days steady drinking should do it"
Q-true or false-A pea can last as long as 5000 years
A--George Gobel-"Boy,it sure seems that way sometimes"
Q-You've been having trouble going to sleep.Are you probably a man or a woman?
A--Don Knotts"That's what's been keeping me awake"
Q--According to Cosmopolitan,If you meet a stranger at a party ,and you think he is attractive,is it okay to ask him if he is married?
A--Rose Marie--"No,wait until the next morning"
Q--Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A-Charley Weaver"My sense of decency"
Q--What are"do it,I can help,and I can't get enough?
A--George Gobel-"I dunno,but its coming from the next apartment"
AS you get older,do you tend to gesture more with your hands ,when talking?
A-Rose Marie"You ask me one more growing old question Peter,And I'll give you a gesture you won't forget"
Q--Why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A-Paul Lynde"Because chiffon wrinkles too easy"
Q--You've decided to grow strawberries.Are you going to get any the first year?
ACharley Weaver"Of course not,I'll be too busy growing strawberries"
Q--What is the perfect score in bowling
A-Rose Marie"dating the pin boy"
Q--During a tornado,are you safer in a bedroom or the closet?
A-Rose Marie"Unfortunately,I'm always safe in the bedroom"
Q--Can boys join the CAmpfire girls?
A-Marty Allen'Only after lights out"
Q-When you pat a dog on the head,he will wag his tail.What will a goose do
A-Paul Lynde"Make him bark?"
Q-If you were pregnant for two years,what would you give birth to?
A--Paul Lynde"Whatever it was it would never be afraid of the dark"
According to Ann Landers--Is it okay to get into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A-Charley Weaver"It got me out of the Army"
Q-Back in the old days when great grandpa put horse radish on his head,what was he trying to do?
A-George Gobel"Get it it in his mouth?"
Q-Who stays pregnant for the longer time<your wife or your elephant?
A-Paul Lynde"Who told you about my elephant"?
Q-Jackie Gleason said he firmly believed in them,and has on at least two occasions,actually seen them.What are they?
A-Charley Weaver"His feet"
What are two things you should never do in bed
A-Paul Lynde"Point and laugh"
C'mon now, laugh a little
We don't stop laughing because we grow old
we grow old because we stop laughing
May 15, 2017 14:00:55 #
badbobby wrote:
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Good ones BB. I remember watching some of those episodes on TV and I still crack up overtime I hear them!
Thanks for the laughs.
SEMPER FI
May 15, 2017 14:04:04 #
badbobby wrote:
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Holy smokes there sure are enough to laugh over..Too dang funny, bobby~~~
May 15, 2017 14:05:00 #
mongo wrote:
Good ones BB. I remember watching some of those episodes on TV and I still crack up overtime I hear them!
Thanks for the laughs.
SEMPER FI
Thanks for the laughs.
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Those were pretty dang funny!!
Good Day to you too...Are you home yet or still playing in that beautiful country???? I'm jealous...
May 15, 2017 14:27:18 #
lindajoy wrote:
Those were pretty dang funny!!
Good Day to you too...Are you home yet or still playing in that beautiful country???? I'm jealous...
Good Day to you too...Are you home yet or still playing in that beautiful country???? I'm jealous...
Still playing, but will be returning soon. I hope your mothers day was great, you deserve it.
SEMPER FI
May 15, 2017 14:53:32 #
mongo wrote:
Still playing, but will be returning soon. I hope your mothers day was great, you deserve it.
SEMPER FI
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It was very nice and lots of fun....My son took me to my first baseball game of the ROCKIES..First time seeing Coors Field too...They won too...
Enjoy yourself and I hope you and your wife had a very nice day too..Being there, how could you not????
May 16, 2017 13:23:37 #
badbobby wrote:
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Very funny BB thanks for the laughs.
May 16, 2017 17:24:11 #
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