Slow learners
May 15, 2017 10:46:56 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road in her new sports car when something goes wrong and it breaks down. Luckily, she happens to be near a farmhouse.
She goes up to the farmhouse and knocks on the door. When the farmer answers, she says to him, "It's Sunday night and my car broke down! I don't know what to do! Can I stay here for the night until tomorrow when I can get some help?"
"Well," drawls the farmer, "you can stay here, but I don't want you messing with my sons Jed and Luke."
She looks through the screen door and sees two men standing behind the farmer. She judges them to be in the early twenties.
"Okay," she says. After they have gone to bed for the night the woman begins to get a little horny just thinking about the two boys in the room next to her.
So she quietly goes into their room and says, "Boys, how would you like for me to teach you the ways of the world?" They say, "Huh?"
She says, "The only thing is, I don't want to get pregnant, so you have to wear these condoms."
She puts them on the boys, and the three of them go at it all night long.
Forty years later, Jed and Luke are sitting on the front porch, rocking back and forth. Jed says, "You remember that blonde woman that came by here about forty years ago and showed us the ways of the world?"
"Yeah", says Luke, "I remember."
"Well, do you care if she gets pregnant?"
"Nope," says Luke, "I reckon not."
"Let's take these things off!"
She goes up to the farmhouse and knocks on the door. When the farmer answers, she says to him, "It's Sunday night and my car broke down! I don't know what to do! Can I stay here for the night until tomorrow when I can get some help?"
"Well," drawls the farmer, "you can stay here, but I don't want you messing with my sons Jed and Luke."
She looks through the screen door and sees two men standing behind the farmer. She judges them to be in the early twenties.
"Okay," she says. After they have gone to bed for the night the woman begins to get a little horny just thinking about the two boys in the room next to her.
So she quietly goes into their room and says, "Boys, how would you like for me to teach you the ways of the world?" They say, "Huh?"
She says, "The only thing is, I don't want to get pregnant, so you have to wear these condoms."
She puts them on the boys, and the three of them go at it all night long.
Forty years later, Jed and Luke are sitting on the front porch, rocking back and forth. Jed says, "You remember that blonde woman that came by here about forty years ago and showed us the ways of the world?"
"Yeah", says Luke, "I remember."
"Well, do you care if she gets pregnant?"
"Nope," says Luke, "I reckon not."
"Let's take these things off!"
May 15, 2017 10:49:24 #
slatten49 wrote:
A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country ro... (show quote)
Uhhh...I posted this yesterday.
May 15, 2017 11:08:50 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Mr Bombastic wrote:
Uhhh...I posted this yesterday.
I was on OPP very little of yesterday...my bad, Bombastic.
May 15, 2017 11:20:03 #
slatten49 wrote:
I was on OPP very little of yesterday...my bad, Bombastic.
No blood, no foul. I don't own it. Just do a quick scan of recent topics first. I always look at them before I post anything.
May 15, 2017 11:22:22 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Mr Bombastic wrote:
No blood, no foul. I don't own it. Just do a quick scan of recent topics first. I always look at them before I post anything.
I usually do, but fell short in this particular instance. I was too busy re-courting The Sgt. Major yesterday to do much else.
May 15, 2017 11:25:27 #
slatten49 wrote:
I usually do, but fell short in this particular instance. I was too busy re-courting The Sgt. Major yesterday to do much else.
Gotta keep them happy.
May 16, 2017 07:00:19 #
Mr Bombastic wrote:
Uhhh...I posted this yesterday.
Mr Slattern is a Marine MR B
nuff said
May 16, 2017 09:30:46 #
badbobby wrote:
Mr Slattern is a Marine MR B
nuff said
nuff said
Lololol, hereeee weee goooooo...
Can't wait!
May 16, 2017 17:01:18 #
lindajoy wrote:
Lololol, hereeee weee goooooo...
Can't wait!
Can't wait!
Yeah. I know. Want some popcorn?
May 16, 2017 17:35:48 #
Mr Bombastic wrote:
Yeah. I know. Want some popcorn?
Yesssss...Ok, I'm getting us all ready~~
Readyyyyyyyyyyyyy
May 16, 2017 17:36:12 #
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May 16, 2017 17:59:09 #
badbobby wrote:
mahaps a banana
One is neverrrrrrrr enough...And you need not share..Well, ok, maybeeeee
May 16, 2017 17:59:32 #
badbobby wrote:
think that dastardly Jarhead is ignoring me 
Think food~ he will arrive!!lololol
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