#1---Law of mechanical repair
After your hands become coated with grease and oil,your nose will begin to itch and you will need to pee
#2--Law of gravity
Any tool,nut,bolt,screw,when dropped will always roll to the most inaccessible place
#3--Law of probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act
#4--Law of random numbers
If you dial a wrong number,you never get a busy signal.Someone always answers
#5--Law of variations
If you change grocery or traffic lanes,the one you were in, will always move faster than the one you are now in
#6--Law of the bath--When the body is fully immersed in water,the telephone will ring
#7--Law of close encounters
The odds of meeting someone you knowincreases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with
#8--Law of the result
When you try to prove that a machine won't work--it will
#9--Law of biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach
#10--Law of football games and theaters
At any event,the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle,always arrive last.They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food and drink,or to go to the toilet,and always leave early before the end of the game(or performance is over.The folks in the aisle seats come early,and never move even once.They have long, gangly legs or big pot bellies,and always stay to the bitter end .These aisle people are for some reason, extremely surly folk
#11--The coffee law
As soon as you sit down to a cuppa hot coffee,your boss(Wife) will ask(tell) you to do something which will last until your coffee is cold
#12--Law of locker rooms
If there are only two people in the locker room,they will have adjacent lockers
#13--Law of physical surfaces
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on the floor are directly correlated to the cost and newness of the carpet
#14--Law of logical argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about
#15--Law of physical appearance
If the clothes fit,they are not pleasing to the eye
#16--Law of public speaking
A closed mouth will gather no feet
#17--Law of commercial marketing strategy
As soon as you find a product you really like,they will stop making it or the store will stop selling it
#18--Doctors law
If you aren't feeling well,make an appointment with your Doctor.By the time you get there,you will feel better.On the other hand ,if you don't make the appointment you will get worse
Finally
Law of aging
I thought growing so old would take longer
badbobby wrote:
#1---Law of mechanical repair
After your hands become coated with grease and oil,your nose will begin to itch and you will need to pee
#2--Law of gravity
Any tool,nut,bolt,screw,when dropped will always roll to the most inaccessible place
#3--Law of probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act
#4--Law of random numbers
If you dial a wrong number,you never get a busy signal.Someone always answers
#5--Law of variations
If you change grocery or traffic lanes,the one you were in, will always move faster than the one you are now in
#6--Law of the bath--When the body is fully immersed in water,the telephone will ring
#7--Law of close encounters
The odds of meeting someone you knowincreases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with
#8--Law of the result
When you try to prove that a machine won't work--it will
#9--Law of biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach
#10--Law of football games and theaters
At any event,the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle,always arrive last.They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food and drink,or to go to the toilet,and always leave early before the end of the game(or performance is over.The folks in the aisle seats come early,and never move even once.They have long, gangly legs or big pot bellies,and always stay to the bitter end .These aisle people are for some reason, extremely surly folk
#11--The coffee law
As soon as you sit down to a cuppa hot coffee,your boss(Wife) will ask(tell) you to do something which will last until your coffee is cold
#12--Law of locker rooms
If there are only two people in the locker room,they will have adjacent lockers
#13--Law of physical surfaces
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on the floor are directly correlated to the cost and newness of the carpet
#14--Law of logical argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about
#15--Law of physical appearance
If the clothes fit,they are not pleasing to the eye
#16--Law of public speaking
A closed mouth will gather no feet
#17--Law of commercial marketing strategy
As soon as you find a product you really like,they will stop making it or the store will stop selling it
#18--Doctors law
If you aren't feeling well,make an appointment with your Doctor.By the time you get there,you will feel better.On the other hand ,if you don't make the appointment you will get worse
Finally
Law of aging
I thought growing so old would take longer
#1---Law of mechanical repair br After your hands ... (
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This just speaks to the fact that there are too many laws on the books.
archie bunker wrote:
All so very true BB!
The only law that I really have to obey is the law of gravity. ll man made laws are optional as long as I am willing to accept the results. come to think of it, so is the law of gravity. I can choose to ignore it, at my risk
SPLAT
badbobby wrote:
#2--Law of gravity
Any tool,nut,bolt,screw,when dropped will always roll to the most inaccessible place
#2.5--On the way there, it will first hit your foot.
the law of unintended consequences.
badbobby wrote:
#1---Law of mechanical repair
After your hands become coated with grease and oil,your nose will begin to itch and you will need to pee
#2--Law of gravity
Any tool,nut,bolt,screw,when dropped will always roll to the most inaccessible place
#3--Law of probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act
#4--Law of random numbers
If you dial a wrong number,you never get a busy signal.Someone always answers
#5--Law of variations
If you change grocery or traffic lanes,the one you were in, will always move faster than the one you are now in
#6--Law of the bath--When the body is fully immersed in water,the telephone will ring
#7--Law of close encounters
The odds of meeting someone you knowincreases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with
#8--Law of the result
When you try to prove that a machine won't work--it will
#9--Law of biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach
#10--Law of football games and theaters
At any event,the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle,always arrive last.They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food and drink,or to go to the toilet,and always leave early before the end of the game(or performance is over.The folks in the aisle seats come early,and never move even once.They have long, gangly legs or big pot bellies,and always stay to the bitter end .These aisle people are for some reason, extremely surly folk
#11--The coffee law
As soon as you sit down to a cuppa hot coffee,your boss(Wife) will ask(tell) you to do something which will last until your coffee is cold
#12--Law of locker rooms
If there are only two people in the locker room,they will have adjacent lockers
#13--Law of physical surfaces
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on the floor are directly correlated to the cost and newness of the carpet
#14--Law of logical argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about
#15--Law of physical appearance
If the clothes fit,they are not pleasing to the eye
#16--Law of public speaking
A closed mouth will gather no feet
#17--Law of commercial marketing strategy
As soon as you find a product you really like,they will stop making it or the store will stop selling it
#18--Doctors law
If you aren't feeling well,make an appointment with your Doctor.By the time you get there,you will feel better.On the other hand ,if you don't make the appointment you will get worse
Finally
Law of aging
I thought growing so old would take longer
#1---Law of mechanical repair br After your hands ... (
show quote)
Good one Bobby
Does one always need to obey the law ?
I am trying .
badbobby wrote:
#1---Law of mechanical repair
After your hands become coated with grease and oil,your nose will begin to itch and you will need to pee
#2--Law of gravity
Any tool,nut,bolt,screw,when dropped will always roll to the most inaccessible place
#3--Law of probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act
#4--Law of random numbers
If you dial a wrong number,you never get a busy signal.Someone always answers
#5--Law of variations
If you change grocery or traffic lanes,the one you were in, will always move faster than the one you are now in
#6--Law of the bath--When the body is fully immersed in water,the telephone will ring
#7--Law of close encounters
The odds of meeting someone you knowincreases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with
#8--Law of the result
When you try to prove that a machine won't work--it will
#9--Law of biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach
#10--Law of football games and theaters
At any event,the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle,always arrive last.They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food and drink,or to go to the toilet,and always leave early before the end of the game(or performance is over.The folks in the aisle seats come early,and never move even once.They have long, gangly legs or big pot bellies,and always stay to the bitter end .These aisle people are for some reason, extremely surly folk
#11--The coffee law
As soon as you sit down to a cuppa hot coffee,your boss(Wife) will ask(tell) you to do something which will last until your coffee is cold
#12--Law of locker rooms
If there are only two people in the locker room,they will have adjacent lockers
#13--Law of physical surfaces
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on the floor are directly correlated to the cost and newness of the carpet
#14--Law of logical argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about
#15--Law of physical appearance
If the clothes fit,they are not pleasing to the eye
#16--Law of public speaking
A closed mouth will gather no feet
#17--Law of commercial marketing strategy
As soon as you find a product you really like,they will stop making it or the store will stop selling it
#18--Doctors law
If you aren't feeling well,make an appointment with your Doctor.By the time you get there,you will feel better.On the other hand ,if you don't make the appointment you will get worse
Finally
Law of aging
I thought growing so old would take longer
#1---Law of mechanical repair br After your hands ... (
show quote)
no propaganda please wrote:
The only law that I really have to obey is the law of gravity. ll man made laws are optional as long as I am willing to accept the results. come to think of it, so is the law of gravity. I can choose to ignore it, at my risk SPLAT
you really have to watch the law of equilibrium n p p
missinglink wrote:
Good one Bobby
Does one always need to obey the law ?
I am trying .
dunno m l
I just know that things do happen
badbobby wrote:
#1---Law of mechanical repair
After your hands become coated with grease and oil,your nose will begin to itch and you will need to pee
#2--Law of gravity
Any tool,nut,bolt,screw,when dropped will always roll to the most inaccessible place
#3--Law of probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act
#4--Law of random numbers
If you dial a wrong number,you never get a busy signal.Someone always answers
#5--Law of variations
If you change grocery or traffic lanes,the one you were in, will always move faster than the one you are now in
#6--Law of the bath--When the body is fully immersed in water,the telephone will ring
#7--Law of close encounters
The odds of meeting someone you knowincreases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with
#8--Law of the result
When you try to prove that a machine won't work--it will
#9--Law of biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach
#10--Law of football games and theaters
At any event,the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle,always arrive last.They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food and drink,or to go to the toilet,and always leave early before the end of the game(or performance is over.The folks in the aisle seats come early,and never move even once.They have long, gangly legs or big pot bellies,and always stay to the bitter end .These aisle people are for some reason, extremely surly folk
#11--The coffee law
As soon as you sit down to a cuppa hot coffee,your boss(Wife) will ask(tell) you to do something which will last until your coffee is cold
#12--Law of locker rooms
If there are only two people in the locker room,they will have adjacent lockers
#13--Law of physical surfaces
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on the floor are directly correlated to the cost and newness of the carpet
#14--Law of logical argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about
#15--Law of physical appearance
If the clothes fit,they are not pleasing to the eye
#16--Law of public speaking
A closed mouth will gather no feet
#17--Law of commercial marketing strategy
As soon as you find a product you really like,they will stop making it or the store will stop selling it
#18--Doctors law
If you aren't feeling well,make an appointment with your Doctor.By the time you get there,you will feel better.On the other hand ,if you don't make the appointment you will get worse
Finally
Law of aging
I thought growing so old would take longer
#1---Law of mechanical repair br After your hands ... (
show quote)
My wife has #8 down pat. When ever she says there is a problem I should fix she takes me to the guilty machine and tries to prove what she has been talking about. Always it works perfectly when I try it. She now lets it go one for quite a while before she tells me of a problem.
LOL, love the pic. with the phone. My daughter and Grand daughter wouldn't know what that was. e
badbobby wrote:
#1---Law of mechanical repair
After your hands become coated with grease and oil,your nose will begin to itch and you will need to pee
#2--Law of gravity
Any tool,nut,bolt,screw,when dropped will always roll to the most inaccessible place
#3--Law of probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act
#4--Law of random numbers
If you dial a wrong number,you never get a busy signal.Someone always answers
#5--Law of variations
If you change grocery or traffic lanes,the one you were in, will always move faster than the one you are now in
#6--Law of the bath--When the body is fully immersed in water,the telephone will ring
#7--Law of close encounters
The odds of meeting someone you knowincreases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with
#8--Law of the result
When you try to prove that a machine won't work--it will
#9--Law of biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach
#10--Law of football games and theaters
At any event,the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle,always arrive last.They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food and drink,or to go to the toilet,and always leave early before the end of the game(or performance is over.The folks in the aisle seats come early,and never move even once.They have long, gangly legs or big pot bellies,and always stay to the bitter end .These aisle people are for some reason, extremely surly folk
#11--The coffee law
As soon as you sit down to a cuppa hot coffee,your boss(Wife) will ask(tell) you to do something which will last until your coffee is cold
#12--Law of locker rooms
If there are only two people in the locker room,they will have adjacent lockers
#13--Law of physical surfaces
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on the floor are directly correlated to the cost and newness of the carpet
#14--Law of logical argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about
#15--Law of physical appearance
If the clothes fit,they are not pleasing to the eye
#16--Law of public speaking
A closed mouth will gather no feet
#17--Law of commercial marketing strategy
As soon as you find a product you really like,they will stop making it or the store will stop selling it
#18--Doctors law
If you aren't feeling well,make an appointment with your Doctor.By the time you get there,you will feel better.On the other hand ,if you don't make the appointment you will get worse
Finally
Law of aging
I thought growing so old would take longer
#1---Law of mechanical repair br After your hands ... (
show quote)
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